Posts Tagged ‘Smokin’ Poles’

Alleged Assassin Acquitted Because Middle Name Too Lame

By • Nov 19th, 2008 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Peter Nate Herbert was acquitted in the assassination of former Larely mayor Rich Rundell today because jurors felt that his middle name was just “too lame” for him to have actually assassinated anyone.


Strip Club Modifies Fire Sprinkler to Rain Down $1 Bills

By • Oct 29th, 2008 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Smokin’ Poles, one of Larely’s many strip clubs, announced today that they have modified their fire sprinkler that sits above “Sniffers’ Row” so that it will now rain down $1 bills.