Posts Tagged ‘Prison’

Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand

By • Aug 20th, 2009 • Category: Sports

Philadelphia, PA – With Michael Vick’s recent release from a federal prison in Leavenworth, many advertising executives have been waiting with bated breath to see if any companies out there that would be willing to give the once popular football star a second chance at endorsing products.



Opinion: Thankfully for Donte Stallworth, He Only Killed A Person and Not a Dog

By • Jul 30th, 2009 • Category: Opinion

As a practicing lawyer and chief legal correspondent for “The Larely Beagle”, a lot of people have asked me my opinion on Donte Stallworth’s recent legal snafu in which he struck and killed a man with his Bentley while driving drunk. They want to know what my personal view of the case is, and also [...]



Overcrowded Prisons Force Early Release of Carmen Sandiego

By • Jul 30th, 2009 • Category: World

Valley State Prison for Women, Chowchilla, CA – The California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation was forced to grant an early release to super villain Camern Sandiego today after an influx of new prisoners caused the prison to exceed its maximum capacity.



Michael Vick Released from Prison to Give Americans a Break from Brett Favre Coverage

By • May 21st, 2009 • Category: Sports

Leavenworth, KS – In a move designed to give Americans a much needed respite from stories about Brett Favre’s possible NFL comeback, former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was released from a federal penitentiary today.