Posts Tagged ‘Pharmacy’

RU-486 Abortion Pill to be Renamed “Rick Pitino Health Insurance”

By Phil Buckridge • Aug 13th, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

New York, NY – Danco Laboratories, the company licensed to distribute RU-486 (or Mifeprex), commonly known as the “abortion pill”, announced today that they are planning to rename the pill “Rick Pitino Health Insurance” in order to help improve its public perception.


Slutty Looking Chick in Pharmacy Line Probably Refilling Valtrex Prescription

By Phil Buckridge • May 28th, 2009 • Category: Local News

Eden Prairie, MN – Several patrons at a Target pharmacy in suburban Minneapolis silently came to the same conclusion today when they assumed that a slutty looking customer waiting in line at the pharmacy was there to refill her prescription for Valtrex, a drug used in the management of genital herpes.