Posts Tagged ‘NBA’

Tyler Hansbrough Signs First and Last NBA Contract

By • Jul 9th, 2009 • Category: Sports

Indianapolis, IN – What started out as an ordinary day soon proved to be momentous for Indiana Pacers rookie Tyler Hansbrough. The new draft pick agreed to terms with the Indiana Pacers and signed his first and last NBA contract. The deal, a four year contract with a team option on the third and fourth [...]



Tea Bag Dunk Electrifies Crowd at Slam Dunk Contest

By • Feb 26th, 2009 • Category: Sports

Phoenix, AZ – Nate Robinson left the crowd in shock and awe when he took the slam dunk championship title away from Dwight Howard this past February 14th at the U.S. Airways Center.



New York Knicks Diagnosed with 6ft 2in, 205 lb Malignant Tumor

By • Dec 3rd, 2008 • Category: Sports

New York, NY – The New York Knicks received some troubling news from their team doctor today when tests revealed that they were carrying around a 6ft 2in, 205lb malignant tumor.



A.C. Green to Anchor EWTN’s New NBA Show, “Hardwood Be Thy Name”

By • Nov 19th, 2008 • Category: Sports

Irondale, AL – In a move intended to draw more people over to its network, EWTN [Eternal World Television Network] announced today that they have tabbed former Los Angeles Laker A.C. Green to host a new show that will devote one hour a night to NBA coverage.



O.J. Mayo Disappointed That NBA Contract Pays Less than USC

By • Sep 22nd, 2008 • Category: Beagle Hall of Fame, Sports

Memphis, TN – Less than two months after signing a multi-year deal with the Memphis Grizzlies, O.J. Mayo held a press conference yesterday to publicly announce his disappointment that the deal will actually result in a pay cut from what he was making at USC.