Posts Tagged ‘Marijuana’

About.com Attempting to Court Canadian Users with Acquisition of Aboot.ca

By • Aug 6th, 2009 • Category: World

In an effort to bolster their Canadian traffic, About.com announced today that they have acquired the Canadian domain Aboot.ca.  The domain, which is a play on Canadians’ tendency to unconsciously pronounce “about” as “aboot”, was purchased by the New York based company for an astounding $30 million and was previously home to a Neil Peart [...]



Cypress Hill’s Sen Dog Coughs Out Remainder of Bong Hit Taken in 1993

By • Apr 30th, 2009 • Category: Music

South Gate, CA – The music and medical worlds collided at a South Gate, CA hospital today when Sen Dog, a former member of the rap group Cypress Hill, coughed out the remainder of a bong hit that was taken in 1993.



Breaking, Shocking, Astounding News: 23 Year Old Likes to Smoke Weed!

By • Feb 6th, 2009 • Category: Sports

People all over the world totally lost their shit this past Monday when it was revealed that a twenty three year old kid likes smoking weed! A few cities even shut down because people’s feelings of disbelief prevented them from making it to work.



Illegal Downloads of Amy Winehouse Songs Costing Her Drug Dealers Millions in Sales

By • Oct 15th, 2008 • Category: Music

As one of the most popular musicians in the world, Amy Winehouse has sold millions of records. However, she is also one of the musicians hit hardest by illegal downloading and her inability to get paid off these downloads is costing her drug dealers millions of dollars in sales.



Marijuana Drought Shrinks Ratings for Fox’s “Hole in the Wall”

By • Oct 15th, 2008 • Category: Television

Studio City, CA – Researchers at Fox Television announced today that they have confirmed that a recent nationwide shortage of marijuana has been the cause of dwindling ratings for Fox’s new show “Hole in the Wall” (also known as “Human Tetris” on youtube).



Value of Weed Losing Strength Against Value of Widespread Panic Ticket

By • Sep 22nd, 2008 • Category: Beagle Hall of Fame, Music

Larely, CA – Jam-Band Parking Lot Economists announced their worry today about the value of marijuana steadily weakening against the value of a Widespread Panic concert ticket.  They fear this weakening could upset the very delicate nature of the “drugs for goods” trading system that has been keeping the jam band tour industry afloat since [...]