Posts Tagged ‘Larely Police’

Jon Bon Jovi Cited by Larely Police for Carrying Loaded Six String

By • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – The world of rock and roll collided with the city of Larely today when rock icon Jon Bon Jovi received a citation from the Larely Police Department for carrying a loaded six string, which was turned up following a search off his tour bus.



City of Larely Forced to Lower B.A.C. Limit to .25%

By • Jul 16th, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Faced with the prospect of losing federal highway funds, the city of Larely reluctantly agreed today to lower its legal BAC limit to .25%.



58 Dead in Larely After Subway Hijacking Mistaken for “Taking of Pelham 123″ Promotion

By • Jun 25th, 2009 • Category: Movies

Larely, CA – The city of Larely is having to answer some serious questions today after 58 people were killed when a bomb was detonated on a subway car just east of Larely Parkway. Apparently, the incident was a hijacking-for-ransom attempt that went bad after neither police nor a hostage negotiator were sent to the [...]



Larely Police Officer Feels Naked Without Plant Gun

By • Oct 22nd, 2008 • Category: Local News

Today’s shift turned out to be a stressful one for Larely Police Officer Sean McKay, as he realized twenty minutes into his shift that he had forgotten his plant gun at home.