Larely, CA – Larely residents who packed the atrium of Triplet Pines Mall today for mayor Bixler’s announcement of Larely’s new official city bird were treated to a pleasant surprise today when it was revealed that the spread eagle had won the contest.
Larely, CA – People waiting at the intersection of Larely Parkway and Fourth Street SE today were treated to an unbelievable turn of events today when it was discovered that Ben Schmidt, a man who was biking while smoking a cigarette and wearing camouflage pants, was actually not on his way to a liquor store.
Larely, CA – Management at Larely’s Triplet Pines Mall ordered the MILF Hunter to remove his hunting stand from its parking lot today after receiving numerous complaints from Larely-area fathers about their wives and girlfriends getting banged.
