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		<title>Billy Mays Uses &#8220;Fix It!&#8221; to Remove Scratch on Pearly Gates</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[White Cloud, Heaven – After just three days in heaven, Billy Mays has already made a name for himself after he used Fix It!, the fast action scratch remover to remove a nagging scratch that had been on the pearly gates for years. According to St. Peter, “The scratch had been there since Nick ‘Goose’ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlantic Ocean Dries Up After Freighter Carrying Shipment of ShamWows Capsizes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laurentian Abyss, Atlantic Ocean – Planet Earth has found itself in the midst of an environmental crisis today after a freighter ship packed to the gills with a shipment of ShamWows capsized and soaked up the entire Atlantic Ocean. Once the world’s second largest ocean with an area of 41 million square miles, the Atlantic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Jon Marshall Lends Endorsement to New Hydroxycut &#8220;Snake Oil&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicago, IL – Dr. Jon Marshall made some waves in the nutritional supplement industry today when he became the first medical professional to endorse the new Hydroxycut product, “Snake Oil”. Marshall, who is a graduate of Midwestern University’s Osteopathic Medicine program, first gained popularity when, in his residency, he appeared in a television commercial for [...]]]></description>
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