Posts Tagged ‘Healthcare’

RU-486 Abortion Pill to be Renamed “Rick Pitino Health Insurance”

By Phil Buckridge • Aug 13th, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

New York, NY – Danco Laboratories, the company licensed to distribute RU-486 (or Mifeprex), commonly known as the “abortion pill”, announced today that they are planning to rename the pill “Rick Pitino Health Insurance” in order to help improve its public perception.


Larely HMO’s To Now Only Cover Dr. McGillicuddy

By Phil Buckridge • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Health insurance giant Aetna made big news in Larely today when they announced sweeping changes to their Larely HMO network. In a letter sent to all local members, Aetna Chairman and CEO Ronald Williams wrote that “Effective immediately, our HMO’s will only cover Dr. McGillicuddy.”


Cypress Hill’s Sen Dog Coughs Out Remainder of Bong Hit Taken in 1993

By Phil Buckridge • Apr 30th, 2009 • Category: Music

South Gate, CA – The music and medical worlds collided at a South Gate, CA hospital today when Sen Dog, a former member of the rap group Cypress Hill, coughed out the remainder of a bong hit that was taken in 1993.