Posts Tagged ‘Health Insurance’

RU-486 Abortion Pill to be Renamed “Rick Pitino Health Insurance”

By Phil Buckridge • Aug 13th, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

New York, NY – Danco Laboratories, the company licensed to distribute RU-486 (or Mifeprex), commonly known as the “abortion pill”, announced today that they are planning to rename the pill “Rick Pitino Health Insurance” in order to help improve its public perception.


Larely HMO’s To Now Only Cover Dr. McGillicuddy

By Phil Buckridge • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Health insurance giant Aetna made big news in Larely today when they announced sweeping changes to their Larely HMO network. In a letter sent to all local members, Aetna Chairman and CEO Ronald Williams wrote that “Effective immediately, our HMO’s will only cover Dr. McGillicuddy.”