Posts Tagged ‘Guns’

Gunshot Wound Expected to Drastically Improve Plaxico Burress’ Pimp Limp

By • Dec 17th, 2008 • Category: Sports

New York, NY – Doctors in the Plaxico Burress shooting case released their first bit of positive news today when they announced that the self-inflicted gunshot wound should drastically improve the embattled wide receiver’s pimp limp.


Larely Police Officer Feels Naked Without Plant Gun

By • Oct 22nd, 2008 • Category: Local News

Today’s shift turned out to be a stressful one for Larely Police Officer Sean McKay, as he realized twenty minutes into his shift that he had forgotten his plant gun at home.