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	<title>The Larely Beagle - The Community Newspaper of Larely, California &#187; Drugs</title>
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		<title>New “South Beach Runway Model” Diet Sweeping the Country</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/new-south-beach-model-diet-sweeping-the-country/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cocaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami, FL – Americans looking to lose some weight this year will have a new weapon in their arsenal as the new “South Beach Runway Model” diet is sweeping across the United States. Like the Atkins, Pritikin, and South Beach diets that came before it, it is a high power diet capable of producing significant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Convinced He Will Die at Same Moment his Copy of Pink Floyd’s “P•u•l•s•e” Stops Blinking</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/25/man-convinced-he-will-die-at-same-moment-his-copy-of-pink-floyds-pulse-stops-blinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Classic Rock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pink Floyd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pulse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA – In what has become a debilitating phobia that is teetering on the brink of total breakdown, Pete Howell, a thirty three year old bartender from San Francisco has become convinced that he will die at the exact same moment his copy of Pink Floyd’s “P•u•l•s•e” stops blinking. The album, which was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slutty Looking Chick in Pharmacy Line Probably Refilling Valtrex Prescription</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/28/slutty-looking-chick-in-pharmacy-line-probably-refilling-valtrex-prescription/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 07:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herpes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pharmacy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Valtrex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eden Prairie, MN – Several patrons at a Target pharmacy in suburban Minneapolis silently came to the same conclusion today when they assumed that a slutty looking customer waiting in line at the pharmacy was there to refill her prescription for Valtrex, a drug used in the management of genital herpes. Though the patrons didn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ITF to Investigate Gasquet Match with 147 Bathroom Breaks</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/itf-to-investigate-gasquet-match-with-147-bathroom-breaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 08:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cocaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richard Gasquet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[London, England – The International Tennis Federation [ITF] announced today that in light of Richard Gasquet’s testing positive for cocaine, they will be taking a second look at a tennis match in which he took an unprecedented 147 bathroom breaks. ITF spokesman Neil Robinson said they hope giving the match a second look will help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cypress Hill&#8217;s Sen Dog Coughs Out Remainder of Bong Hit Taken in 1993</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/30/cypress-hills-sen-dog-coughs-out-remainder-of-bong-hit-taken-in-1993/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cypress Hill]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rap Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[South Gate, CA – The music and medical worlds collided at a South Gate, CA hospital today when Sen Dog, a former member of the rap group Cypress Hill, coughed out the remainder of a bong hit that was taken in 1993. The incident occurred at Sacred Heart hospital, where Sen had gone to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Rod Retracts Apology Saying, &#8220;I Thought We Were Talking About Hemorrhoids, not Steroids!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/12/a-rod-retracts-apology-hemorrhoids-not-steroids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY – Baseball great Alex Rodriguez held a press conference today in which he retracted all of his comments made to ESPN’s Peter Gammons about steroid use. According to Rodriguez, the entire interview was a huge misunderstanding because he thought the interview was to discuss hemorrhoids, not steroids. Rodriguez explained the epic misunderstanding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking, Shocking, Astounding News: 23 Year Old Likes to Smoke Weed!</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/06/breaking-shocking-astounding-news-23-year-old-likes-to-smoke-weed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/06/breaking-shocking-astounding-news-23-year-old-likes-to-smoke-weed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Phelps]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[People all over the world totally lost their shit this past Monday when it was revealed that a twenty three year old kid likes smoking weed! A few cities even shut down because people’s feelings of disbelief prevented them from making it to work. The damage was especially hard on the DOW Jones Industrial Average, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chemist Finally Perfects New Drug for Huey Lewis</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/chemist-finally-perfects-new-drug-for-huey-lewis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/chemist-finally-perfects-new-drug-for-huey-lewis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[80's Rock]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Huey Lewis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UC Larely]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After nearly 25 years of painstaking research and development, a UC-Larely Chemistry Professor has finally perfected a new drug for Huey Lewis. The professor, Dr. Charles Osborne hailed the finding as “realizing his life’s dream”. The project was put into action in February of 1984, when Osborne first heard Huey’s song “I Want a New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Edition of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to be Printed on Blotter Paper</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/new-edition-of-fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegeas-to-be-printed-on-blotter-paper/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/new-edition-of-fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegeas-to-be-printed-on-blotter-paper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Acid]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – In an effort to inject some more fun back into reading, Larely based book publishing company Flashback Publishing announced that they will begin selling an edition of the classic Hunter S. Thompson novel, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas that will be printed entirely on blotter paper and perforated into ½ inch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Illegal Downloads of Amy Winehouse Songs Costing Her Drug Dealers Millions in Sales</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/illegal-downloads-of-amy-winehouse-songs-costing-her-drug-dealers-millions-in-sales/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/illegal-downloads-of-amy-winehouse-songs-costing-her-drug-dealers-millions-in-sales/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As one of the most popular musicians in the world, Amy Winehouse has sold millions of records. However, she is also one of the musicians hit hardest by illegal downloading and her inability to get paid off these downloads is costing her drug dealers millions of dollars in sales. A man who goes simply by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marijuana Drought Shrinks Ratings for Fox’s “Hole in the Wall”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/marijuana-drought-shrinks-ratings-for-foxs-hole-in-the-wall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Studio City, CA &#8211; Researchers at Fox Television announced today that they have confirmed that a recent nationwide shortage of marijuana has been the cause of dwindling ratings for Fox’s new show “Hole in the Wall” (also known as “Human Tetris” on youtube). An adaptation of the Japanese game “Brain Wall”, “Hole in the Wall” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Value of Weed Losing Strength Against Value of Widespread Panic Ticket</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/value-of-weed-losing-strength-against-value-of-widespread-panic-ticket/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/value-of-weed-losing-strength-against-value-of-widespread-panic-ticket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA &#8211; Jam-Band Parking Lot Economists announced their worry today about the value of marijuana steadily weakening against the value of a Widespread Panic concert ticket.  They fear this weakening could upset the very delicate nature of the &#8220;drugs for goods&#8221; trading system that has been keeping the jam band tour industry afloat since [...]]]></description>
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