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		<title>Opinion: Thankfully for Donte Stallworth, He Only Killed A Person and Not a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a practicing lawyer and chief legal correspondent for “The Larely Beagle”, a lot of people have asked me my opinion on Donte Stallworth’s recent legal snafu in which he struck and killed a man with his Bentley while driving drunk. They want to know what my personal view of the case is, and also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wikipedia Issues Formal Apology for Not Having “Cal Jammer” Entry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[St. Petersburg, FL – Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales made a very heartfelt public apology today when it was discovered that the site does not have an entry for the late Cal Jammer, a male porn star who has over 300 adult films to his name. Unwilling to deflect blame to anyone one other than his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely Outsources 911 Call Center to India</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 07:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – In a move that is slated to save the city of Larely up to $5 million a year, Mayor Vern Bixler announced today that Larely’s 911 call center has been outsourced to Calcutta, India. Bixler hailed the decision saying, “This is a great day for the city of Larely. The 911 call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely’s First Annual &#8220;Self Storage Amnesty Day&#8221; a Huge Success</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Carrying everything from severed heads and limbs to mattresses with the tags removed, citizens of Larely turned out in overwhelming numbers to participate in Larely’s first Annual “Self Storage Amnesty Day” this past Wednesday. The program, which was the brainchild of Larely mayor Vern Bixler, allowed residents of Larely to turn over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Menendez Brothers Sign Contract to Compete in Double Stuf Racing League</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[East Hanover, NJ – Looking to create some publicity and inject a little more flair into its new Double Stuf Racing League, Oreo announced today that they have signed Lyle and Erik Menendez to a lucrative long term deal. The brothers, who were sentenced to life in prison for the 1989 murder of their parents, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DNA Evidence Implicates Too Short in Death of &#8220;Blow Job Betty&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oakland, CA. &#8211; Oakland police made a huge break in a cold case today as a DNA sample implicated rapper Too $hort in the death of Oakland native Blow Job Betty.  Using DNA samples that had been retrieved from Betty&#8217;s face, her neck, and chest, Oakland police now have their suspect. Case files indicate that [...]]]></description>
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