Posts Tagged ‘College Basketball’

RU-486 Abortion Pill to be Renamed “Rick Pitino Health Insurance”

By Phil Buckridge • Aug 13th, 2009 • Category: Uncategorized

New York, NY – Danco Laboratories, the company licensed to distribute RU-486 (or Mifeprex), commonly known as the “abortion pill”, announced today that they are planning to rename the pill “Rick Pitino Health Insurance” in order to help improve its public perception.


Tyler Hansbrough Signs First and Last NBA Contract

By Phil Buckridge • Jul 9th, 2009 • Category: Sports

Indianapolis, IN – What started out as an ordinary day soon proved to be momentous for Indiana Pacers rookie Tyler Hansbrough. The new draft pick agreed to terms with the Indiana Pacers and signed his first and last NBA contract. The deal, a four year contract with a team option on the third and fourth [...]