Posts Tagged ‘Cigarettes’

Calories Banned from the Set of “90210″

By • Nov 12th, 2008 • Category: Television

Beverly Hills, CA – In an effort to increase the quality of its cast’s performances, the CW Network has officially banned calories on the set of its show “90210”.



Key Grip Not Sure What He’s Supposed to be Doing

By • Oct 8th, 2008 • Category: Movies

Hollywood, CA – Charlie Johnstone was hired to be the Key Grip on the new Paramount Pictures movie, “Transcendental Force”, starring Randy Quaid.  However, after two full weeks of filming, he still has no idea what he’s supposed to be doing. “I saw in an ad on craigslist that they needed a key grip for [...]



Cigarette Smoking Bicyclist Wearing Camouflage Pants Not Headed to Liquor Store

By • Oct 8th, 2008 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – People waiting at the intersection of Larely Parkway and Fourth Street SE today were treated to an unbelievable turn of events today when it was discovered that Ben Schmidt, a man who was biking while smoking a cigarette and wearing camouflage pants, was actually not on his way to a liquor store.