Posts Tagged ‘Cars’

Opinion: Pontiac Actually Died in 2002 with Discontinuation of Firebird Trans-Am

By Keith Camshaft • Apr 30th, 2009 • Category: Opinion

News outlets spent a lot of time this week covering GM’s announcement that they intend to phase out the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010. Lots of front page ink was devoted to mourning its loss and analyzing what the impact will be for General Motors and the American auto industry. However, if you [...]



Select Comfort to Release New Sleep Number Racecar Bed

By Phil Buckridge • Jan 29th, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely,  CA – The Select Comfort mattress company announced today that they will soon begin selling their widely successful Sleep Number beds in a racecar model.



Study: Pontiac Fiero Totally Makes Chicks Wet!

By Phil Buckridge • Jan 22nd, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – The Biology Department of UC-Larely made headlines today when Professor Mary Sontenberg released her study that found, without a shred of doubt, that Pontiac Fieros have the ability to totally make chicks wet.



Larely Man Feels Better Getting Road Head in Hybrid Car

By Phil Buckridge • Jan 16th, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Tyler Folwell is a self-proclaimed connoisseur of road head. Over the past ten years, he estimates that’s he received oral sex while driving a car no less than 1,000 times. However, he claims none of those experiences came anywhere close to the feeling of getting road head in his new Toyota Prius [...]