Posts Tagged ‘Bird Flu’

America’s Hyperbole Reserve Dangerously Low After Michael Jackson Memorial

By Phil Buckridge • Jul 9th, 2009 • Category: World

Los Angeles, CA – In yet another addition to the list of problems facing the United States, President Obama told reporters today that he is “extremely concerned” about how low America’s hyperbole reserve has become following Tuesday’s memorial service for Michael Jackson.


Spread Eagle Named Official City Bird of Larely

By Phil Buckridge • May 21st, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – Larely residents who packed the atrium of Triplet Pines Mall today for mayor Bixler’s announcement of Larely’s new official city bird were treated to a pleasant surprise today when it was revealed that the spread eagle had won the contest.