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		<title>White Castle to Begin Installing Moats &amp; Drawbridges at Restaurant Locations</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/28/white-castle-to-begin-installing-moats-drawbridges-at-restaurant-locations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Castle]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Columbus, OH – Fast food chain White Castle revealed major renovation plans today when it was announced that they will soon begin installing moats and drawbridges around their 392 locations throughout the United States. President and CEO E.W. “Bill” Ingram III told reporters, “We take pride in being a 24 hour food option, and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dos Equis Guy Fired After Being Photographed Wearing Crocs</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/dos-equis-guy-fired-after-being-photographed-wearing-crocs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crocs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dos Equis]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moped]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico &#8211; A successful advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer was derailed today when it was announced that their “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesman was let go after he was photographed wearing Crocs. The guy, who is no doubt a handsome, debonair gentleman, was touted as “living vicariously through himself”, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Opinion: Thankfully for Donte Stallworth, He Only Killed A Person and Not a Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/opinion-thankfully-for-donte-stallworth-he-only-killed-a-person-and-not-a-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toddrick Powell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donte Stallworth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a practicing lawyer and chief legal correspondent for “The Larely Beagle”, a lot of people have asked me my opinion on Donte Stallworth’s recent legal snafu in which he struck and killed a man with his Bentley while driving drunk. They want to know what my personal view of the case is, and also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely HMO’s To Now Only Cover Dr. McGillicuddy</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/larely-hmos-to-now-only-cover-dr-mcgillicuddy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aetna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. McGillicuddy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Insurance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Health insurance giant Aetna made big news in Larely today when they announced sweeping changes to their Larely HMO network. In a letter sent to all local members, Aetna Chairman and CEO Ronald Williams wrote that “Effective immediately, our HMO’s will only cover Dr. McGillicuddy.” The decision is expected to save the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study: After Two Drinks, Girls Mysteriously Know All Words to Eazy-E’s “Gimmie That Nutt”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/16/study-after-2-drinks-girls-mysteriously-know-all-words-to-eazy-e-gimmie-that-nutt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[UC Larely]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – In a study initially intended to gauge young women’s opinions toward misogynistic rap songs before and after alcohol consumption, a professor at UC-Larely seems to have accidentally stumbled upon a mysterious phenomenon that she is unable to explain. Apparently, after a girl has two drinks, she suddenly and mysteriously knows all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City of Larely Forced to Lower B.A.C. Limit to .25%</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/16/city-of-larely-forced-to-lower-bac-limit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/16/city-of-larely-forced-to-lower-bac-limit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Larely Mayor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Larely Police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rich Rundell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vern Bixler]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Faced with the prospect of losing federal highway funds, the city of Larely reluctantly agreed today to lower its legal BAC limit to .25%. The change is the first made to Larely’s BAC Limits since 1990, when newly elected mayor Rich Rundell increased it from .1% to .3% on his first day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Denver Bars Brace for Arrival of Kyle Orton</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/denver-bars-brace-of-arrival-of-kyle-orton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/denver-bars-brace-of-arrival-of-kyle-orton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coors Light]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Keystone Light]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kyle Orton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Denver, CO – Bars all over Denver are bracing for the upcoming arrival of new Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, who was recently acquired [along two first round picks] in a trade with the Chicago Bears. Orton will replace previous Denver quarter back Jay Cutler, who after being so upset by being involved in trade rumors, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Binge Drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coors Light]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Golden, CO – The Coors Brewing Company announced today that they will soon begin offering Coors Light in a new “shotgunnable can” that will feature a second tab on its side to allow for easy shotgunning. With the innovation, Coors is aiming to rid binge drinkers of the tedious burden of searching for the air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely’s Boxcar Liquors Prepping for Annual Black Friday Surge</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/larely-boxcar-liquors-prepping-for-annual-black-friday-surge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/larely-boxcar-liquors-prepping-for-annual-black-friday-surge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA &#8211; With black Friday upon us once again, Larely’s Boxcar Liquors is stocking up for what is typically its busiest day of the year. As usual, Boxcar Liquors will open at 5AM and will be slashing prices on malt liquor, box wine, ice brewed beer, Boone’s Farm wines, and flavored rubbing alcohols. With [...]]]></description>
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