St. Petersburg, FL – Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales made a very heartfelt public apology today when it was discovered that the site does not have an entry for the late Cal Jammer, a male porn star who has over 300 adult films to his name.
Larely, CA – Local adult film star Tate Browncock was the focus of attention in the adult film world today when he announced that he would be giving up anal sex for lent this year.
Larely, CA – In a new example of just how aggressive airline surcharges can be, Larely Airlines announced today that beginning March 1, 2009, they will begin charging a $15 surcharge for well-endowed male passengers.
Larely, CA – Comcast cable subscribers in Larely received a heartfelt apology from Comcast CEO Brian Roberts today after an Adult Pay Per View film was accidentally interrupted with footage from the fourth quarter of Sunday’s Super Bowl game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals.
Chatsworth District, Los Angeles, CA – The pharmaceutical industry is expected to be caught up in a wave of negative publicity today after the Fluffers Union of America filed a lawsuit against Pfizer, the maker of Viagra.
Larely, CA – In an unprecedented showing of inter-departmental collaboration, professors from UC-Larely’s Geometry, Physics, and Biology Departments have recently completed a six month long study that proves it impossible for the sex positions found in softcore porn to result in actual penetration.
Larely, CA – When Maverick McSpunk first came on to the adult film scene a year ago, the world was a giant clam, laid out in front of him. He didn’t have a care in the world as he woke up every day and was paid to repeatedly ram his eleven inches of pink steel [...]
