Outside the Tasty Freeze, Heartland, USA – In a depressing sign of just how bad the economy has gotten, John Mellencamp announced today that these current economic times are just too depressing for even him to sing about.
Los Angeles, CA – Musician Kid Rock took home his first ever Grammy Award this past weekend when he was honored with a “Lifetime Over-Achievement Award”.
San Francisco, CA – The world of rock music received a shot in the arm today when it was revealed that rock bands Creed and Third Eye Blind would be uniting for the first annual “Douchebags of Rock” tour.
Larely, CA – Researchers at the University of California-Larely’s Primate Research Laboratory are celebrating today after accidentally making their largest breakthrough to date in their research of intelligence in chimpanzees.
