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	<title>The Larely Beagle - The Community Newspaper of Larely, California</title>
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		<title>“Avatar” Nominated for Record Nine Independent Spirit Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/avatar-nominated-for-record-9-independent-spirit-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Los Angeles, California – Today proved to be a great day for James Cameron and his latest low-budget creation “Avatar”, as it was nominated for a record nine Independent Spirit Awards, including “Best Film”.
Cameron’s film tells the story of a paraplegic war veteran who takes the spot of his late twin brother on a mission [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Larely Beagle&#8221; Writers&#8217; Strike Ends After Six Long Months</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/larely-beagle-writers-strike-ends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Latest News]]></category>

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Larely, California – A writers&#8217; strike lasting six long months ended today after an agreement was reached between &#8220;Larely Beagle&#8221; writers and its Board of Directors.
Though the terms of the agreement are not being made public, it is being widely speculated that the writers caved after being notified that the Board intended on bringing in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NFL Announcer Apologizes for Applying “He’s So Well Spoken” Compliment to White Player</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/nfl-announcer-apologizes-for-accidentally-applying-hes-so-well-spoken-compliment-to-white-player/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jon Gruden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MNF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>

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Baltimore, MD – Jon Gruden, the newest addition to the &#8220;Monday Night Football&#8221; team of announcers, found himself making his very first announcer related apology today after he accidentally applied the “he’s so well spoken” compliment to a white player.
The incident occurred during the third quarter of Monday night’s Jets vs Ravens game after Jets’ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New “South Beach Runway Model” Diet Sweeping the Country</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/new-south-beach-model-diet-sweeping-the-country/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Latest News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cocaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Models]]></category>

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Miami, FL – Americans looking to lose some weight this year will have a new weapon in their arsenal as the new “South Beach Runway Model” diet is sweeping across the United States.  Like the Atkins, Pritikin, and South Beach diets that came before it, it is a high power diet capable of producing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Whaling Fleet Kills Twitter Fail Whale</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/japanese-whaling-fleet-kills-twitter-fail-whale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/japanese-whaling-fleet-kills-twitter-fail-whale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Latest News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greenpeace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mascot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whale]]></category>

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San Francisco, CA – Social networking and micro-blogging giant Twitter was dealt a major blow today when their iconic and often used “fail whale”, which alerted Twitter users of temporary outages, was caught and killed by a Japanese whaling ship off the coast of Antarctica.
The tragic news was announced this morning by Twitter CEO Evan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kleenex]]></category>
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Philadelphia, PA – With Michael Vick’s recent release from a federal prison in Leavenworth, many advertising executives have been waiting with bated breath to see if any companies out there that would be willing to give the once popular football star a second chance at endorsing products.
That wait ended abruptly today when Vick, on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dos Equis Guy Fired After Being Photographed Wearing Crocs</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/dos-equis-guy-fired-after-being-photographed-wearing-crocs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/dos-equis-guy-fired-after-being-photographed-wearing-crocs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crocs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dos Equis]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moped]]></category>

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Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico &#8211; A successful advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer was derailed today when it was announced that their “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesman was let go after he was photographed wearing Crocs.
The guy, who is no doubt a handsome, debonair gentleman, was touted as “living vicariously through himself”, “having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RU-486 Abortion Pill to be Renamed “Rick Pitino Health Insurance”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/ru-486-abortion-pill-to-be-renamed-rick-pitino-health-insurance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abortion]]></category>
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New York, NY – Danco Laboratories, the company licensed to distribute RU-486 (or Mifeprex), commonly known as the “abortion pill”, announced today that they are planning to rename the pill “Rick Pitino Health Insurance” in order to help improve its public perception.
The head of Danco, who must speak anonymously due to security reasons, told a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unused Trial Hours from AOL Discs in Landfills Now Contaminating Nation’s Drinking Water</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/unused-free-trial-hours-from-aol-discs-in-landfills-contaminating-nations-drinking-water/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/unused-free-trial-hours-from-aol-discs-in-landfills-contaminating-nations-drinking-water/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AOL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drinking Water]]></category>
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Larely, CA – A study completed by UC Larely’s Chemistry Department yielded alarming results when it was discovered that drinking water all over America is being contaminated by the unused free trial hours from AOL discs.
The discs, which were very heavily distributed to the American population during the late 1990’s and early 2000’s, offered free [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin Costner Earns Asterisk After Admitting He Juiced for “Bull Durham”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/kevin-costner-earns-asterisk-after-admitting-he-juiced-for-bull-durham/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bull Durham]]></category>
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Beverly Hills, CA &#8211; The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was forced to hand down a harsh punishment to one of its Oscar winning directors this week when Kevin Costner* revealed that he had used illegal steroids to prepare for his role as Crash Davis in the 1988 film “Bull Durham”.
The punishment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>White Castle to Begin Installing Moats &amp; Drawbridges at Restaurant Locations</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/white-castle-to-begin-installing-moats-drawbridges-at-restaurant-locations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/white-castle-to-begin-installing-moats-drawbridges-at-restaurant-locations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
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Columbus, OH – Fast food chain White Castle revealed major renovation plans today when it was announced that they will soon begin installing moats and drawbridges around their 392 locations throughout the United States.
President and CEO E.W. “Bill” Ingram III told reporters, “We take pride in being a 24 hour food option, and we love [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking to Raise Money, U.S. Government to Begin Offering “Clunkers for Cash”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/looking-to-raise-money-us-government-to-begin-offering-clunkers-for-cash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/looking-to-raise-money-us-government-to-begin-offering-clunkers-for-cash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Washington, D.C. – Looking to raise money after exhausting their $1 billion appropriation, the Car Allowance Rebate System, more commonly known as “Cash for Clunkers” announced that they will now be implementing a “Clunkers for Cash” program that will allow Americans to buy “clunkers” back from the government for their full blue book value.
Under the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About.com Attempting to Court Canadian Users with Acquisition of Aboot.ca</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/aboutcom-attempting-to-court-canadian-users-with-acquisition-of-abootca/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/aboutcom-attempting-to-court-canadian-users-with-acquisition-of-abootca/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wally Hayes</dc:creator>
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In an effort to bolster their Canadian traffic, About.com announced today that they have acquired the Canadian domain Aboot.ca.  The domain, which is a play on Canadians’ tendency to unconsciously pronounce “about” as “aboot”, was purchased by the New York based company for an astounding $30 million and was previously home to a Neil Peart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanessa Hudgens: “If Perfect Movie Role or Perfect Cellphone / Mirror Photo-Op Arose, I would Consider Doing Nudity”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/vanessa-hudgens-if-perfect-movie-role-or-cellphone-mirror-photo-op-arose-i-would-consider-nudity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cellphone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Larely Weekender]]></category>
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Hollywood, CA – Male hearts across Larely were set aflutter today when popular young actress Vanessa Hudgens revealed that if the perfect movie role, or perfect cellphone/mirror photo-op arose, she would consider doing nudity.
In an interview that will be published in this week’s “Larely Weekender”, Hudgens told Beagle reporter Chad Haskell, “First and foremost, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter to Start Closing Accounts That Use Poor Grammar</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/twitter-to-start-closing-accounts-that-use-poor-grammar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/twitter-to-start-closing-accounts-that-use-poor-grammar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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San Francisco, CA &#8211; Less than a week after purging a large number of spam accounts, Twitter has now set its sights on the English language, as they announced that effective next week, they will begin deactivating accounts that use poor grammar.
According to Twitter founder, Jack Dorsey, “First of all, let me be clear in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pete Rose Ruled Ineligible for Induction into Skee-Ball Hall of Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/pete-rose-ruled-ineligible-for-election-into-skee-ball-hall-of-fame/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/pete-rose-ruled-ineligible-for-election-into-skee-ball-hall-of-fame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Cincinnati, OH – The National Skee-Ball Hall of Fame and Museum made some serious waves in the sporting world today when it ruled that Pete Rose, one of sport’s all-time great players would be denied induction into their hall of fame.
The ban stems from a recent incident at a Cincinnati area Dave &#38; Buster’s arcade, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Opinion: Thankfully for Donte Stallworth, He Only Killed A Person and Not a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toddrick Powell</dc:creator>
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As a practicing lawyer and chief legal correspondent for “The Larely Beagle”, a lot of people have asked me my opinion on Donte Stallworth’s recent legal snafu in which he struck and killed a man with his Bentley while driving drunk.  They want to know what my personal view of the case is, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Overcrowded Prisons Force Early Release of Carmen Sandiego</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Valley State Prison for Women, Chowchilla, CA – The California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation was forced to grant an early release to super villain Camern Sandiego today after an influx of new prisoners caused the prison to exceed its maximum capacity.
Sandiego, who was sentenced to 50 years in 1996 for pulling a scam in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely HMO’s To Now Only Cover Dr. McGillicuddy</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/larely-hmos-to-now-only-cover-dr-mcgillicuddy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Larely, CA – Health insurance giant Aetna made big news in Larely today when they announced sweeping changes to their Larely HMO network.  In a letter sent to all local members, Aetna Chairman and CEO Ronald Williams wrote that “Effective immediately, our HMO’s will only cover Dr. McGillicuddy.”
The decision is expected to save the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larry King Wins People Mag’s Inaugural “Hottest Shoulders in Show Business” Award</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/larry-king-wins-people-mags-inaugural-hottest-shoulders-in-show-business-award/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Los Angeles, CA – Television host Larry King received another award to add to his lengthy list of career accolades today when it was revealed that he had won People Magazine’s inaugural “hottest shoulders in show business award”.
King, who was born Lawrence Harvey Zeiger, may seem like an unlikely candidate at first.  However once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Bon Jovi Cited by Larely Police for Carrying Loaded Six String</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/jon-bon-jovi-cited-by-larely-police-for-carrying-loaded-six-string/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
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Larely, CA – The world of rock and roll collided with the city of Larely today when rock icon Jon Bon Jovi received a citation from the Larely Police Department for carrying a loaded six string, which was turned up following a search off his tour bus.
Bon Jovi, the band fronted by Jon, is currently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wikipedia Issues Formal Apology for Not Having “Cal Jammer” Entry</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/wikipedia-issues-formal-apology-for-not-having-cal-jammer-entry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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St. Petersburg, FL – Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales made a very heartfelt public apology today when it was discovered that the site does not have an entry for the late Cal Jammer, a male porn star who has over 300 adult films to his name.
Unwilling to deflect blame to anyone one other than his own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study: After Two Drinks, Girls Mysteriously Know All Words to Eazy-E’s “Gimmie That Nutt”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Larely, CA – In a study initially intended to gauge young women’s opinions toward misogynistic rap songs before and after alcohol consumption, a professor at UC-Larely seems to have accidentally stumbled upon a mysterious phenomenon that she is unable to explain.  Apparently, after a girl has two drinks, she suddenly and mysteriously knows all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kraft Developing “Neverland Ranch” Salad Dressing as Tribute to Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Northfield, IL – Joining a long list of companies who are choosing to honor the achievements made by the late Michael Jackson, Kraft Foods, Inc. (NYSE: KFT) announced today that are working hard to develop a new flavor of salad dressing named “Neverland Ranch”.
The salad dressing, which is named for the 2,676 acre property where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City of Larely Forced to Lower B.A.C. Limit to .25%</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/16/city-of-larely-forced-to-lower-bac-limit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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Larely, CA – Faced with the prospect of losing federal highway funds, the city of Larely reluctantly agreed today to lower its legal BAC limit to .25%.  The change is the first made to Larely’s BAC Limits since 1990, when newly elected mayor Rich Rundell increased it from .1% to .3% on his first [...]]]></description>
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