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	<title>The Larely Beagle - The Community Newspaper of Larely, California</title>
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		<title>Kate Middleton Will Wear Christian Audigier Designed Ed Hardy Gown at Wedding</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[London, England – Ending days of speculation about who will design her wedding gown when she marries Prince William next year, Kate Middleton announced today that she will be wearing a Christian Audigier designed Ed Hardy gown down the aisle. In a statement released to reporters, Middleton said, “I’ve dreamt about my wedding since I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul the Octopus’ Hot Streak Comes to an End after He Fails to Correctly Predict Own Death</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/10/28/paul-the-octopus%e2%80%99-hot-streak-comes-to-an-end-after-he-fails-to-correctly-predict-own-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oberhausen, Germany – Paul the Octopus, who rocketed to international stardom during the 2010 World Cup with his uncanny ability to pick the winner of Germany’s matches, finally saw the end of his hot streak on Tuesday when he incorrectly chose the outcome of whether or not he would live to see another day. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>French Riots Intensify After Government Purposes Lengthening Work Day to 5 Full Hours</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/10/21/french-riots-intensify-after-government-purposes-lengthening-work-day-to-5-hours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 23:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris, France – The labor union protests that have wreaked havoc all across France intensified today, when, in a surprise move, the French government announced plans to lengthen the work day to 5 full hours. The news was broken to French citizens when Gerard Larcher, the President of the French Senate, released a statement saying, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Opinion: After 69 Days Off, It’s Time for the Chilean Miners to Get Back to Work!</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/10/13/after-69-days-off-its-time-for-the-chilean-miners-to-get-back-to-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wendell Huntington IV</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Latest News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As you’ve undoubtedly seen over the past few days, the 33 miners trapped in the Copaipo copper-gold mine in Chile have been rescued after surviving underground for a record 69 days. On those news channels they’ve shown countless interviews with emotional family members and survivors of other mining accidents. However, through this whole ordeal, no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Source: Moss Demanded Trade After Patriots Refused to Sign and Start Jeff George</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/10/07/source-moss-demanded-trade-after-patriots-refused-to-sign-and-start-jeff-george/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 05:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Latest News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boston, MA &#8211; People across the NFL were stunned on Wednesday when it was confirmed that the New England Patriots had indeed traded All-Pro receiver Randy Moss to the Minnesota Vikings. Though Moss’ desire for a new contract had been public knowledge since the beginning of the season, few figured the Patriots would actually trade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UC-Larely to Open Rehab Center Specializing in Fame Addiction</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/10/07/uc-larely-to-open-rehab-center-specializing-in-fame-addiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 05:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – As an institution perpetually at the forefront of healthcare technology, UC-Larely put even more distance between themselves and their competitors today when they announced that they would be opening a rehabilitation center to treat individuals who are struggling with an addiction to fame. The center is the first of its kind and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Costly Clerical Error Results in European Union Bailing Out “Grease”, the Musical</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/05/12/costly-clerical-error-results-in-european-union-bailing-out-grease-the-musical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 04:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Frankfurt, Germany – Clerical errors continue to wreak havoc across the globe this week. Just days after a clerical error caused the Dow Jones to plummet over 400 points in less than five minutes, a similar error resulted in the European Central Bank giving $100 billion in funds to “Grease”, the musical instead of Greece, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor: Bret Michaels&#8217; Brain Hemorrhage Brought on by Years of Bandana Abuse</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/05/12/doctor-bret-michaes-brain-hemorrhage-brought-on-by-years-of-bandana-abuse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/05/12/doctor-bret-michaes-brain-hemorrhage-brought-on-by-years-of-bandana-abuse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 04:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Phoenix, AZ – After making a miraculous recovery from a brain hemorrhage suffered in late April, former Poison front-man Bret Michaels blew even more minds today when it was revealed that his near fatal hemorrhage was caused by years upon years of bandana abuse. The shocking news was delivered by Michaels’ doctor, Joseph Zabramski during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arizona Police Arrest Steve Nash After He is Unable to Present Proper Alien Registration Documents</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/29/arizona-police-arrest-steve-nashwithout-proper-alien-registration-documents/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/29/arizona-police-arrest-steve-nashwithout-proper-alien-registration-documents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Phoenix, AZ – Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash felt the squeeze of Arizona’s new Immigration Bill (SB 1070) today when he was arrested in Phoenix today after being unable to provide proper Alien Registration Documents to police during a routine traffic stop. Nash was on his way to a morning shoot around at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BP: “Oil Spilling Into Gulf of Mexico Will Repel Hurricanes this Season”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/29/bp-oil-spilling-into-gulf-of-mexico-will-repel-hurricanes-this-season/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/29/bp-oil-spilling-into-gulf-of-mexico-will-repel-hurricanes-this-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gulf of Mexico Coastline, U.S. &#8211; Anxiety gave way to security today for the Gulf of Mexico region of the United States after oil company BP announced that the 5,000 barrels of oil spilling into the gulf waters each day will repel future hurricanes. The underwater spill, which was the result of an oil-rig explosion, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely to Dye City&#8217;s Smokestack Emissions Green in Honor of Earth Day</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/22/larely-to-dye-smokestack-emissions-green-in-honor-of-earth-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/22/larely-to-dye-smokestack-emissions-green-in-honor-of-earth-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 05:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Larely mayor Vern Bixler delighted environmentalists across the city today when he announced that every industrial smoke stack in the city would be dyeing their emissions green to commemorate Earth Day. Standing before a packed conference room during his annual April 20th luncheon with the Larely chapter of NORML, Bixler told the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hustler, Larry Flynt to be Featured on Upcoming Episode of “Undercover Boss”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/03/11/hustler-larry-flynt-to-be-featured-on-upcoming-episode-of-undercover-boss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – CBS Network’s hit television show “Undercover Boss” generated some serious buzz today when it was announced that Larry Flynt and his “Hustler” brand would be the featured in an upcoming episode. The show, which features a high level executive at a major corporation disguised and working entry-level jobs within the company, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Flags to Fly at Half Staff in Honor of Corey Haim</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/03/11/u-s-flags-to-fly-at-half-staff-in-honor-of-corey-haim/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/03/11/u-s-flags-to-fly-at-half-staff-in-honor-of-corey-haim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. &#8211; President Obama issued an executive order today for United States’ flag to be flown at half staff for the next thirty days to both mourn the loss and respect the memory of actor Corey Haim, who passed away this past Wednesday. Though Haim was Canadian born, Obama told reporters during his morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Avatar” Nominated for Record Nine Independent Spirit Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/avatar-nominated-for-record-9-independent-spirit-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/avatar-nominated-for-record-9-independent-spirit-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, California – Today proved to be a great day for James Cameron and his latest low-budget creation “Avatar”, as it was nominated for a record nine Independent Spirit Awards, including “Best Film”. Cameron’s film tells the story of a paraplegic war veteran who takes the spot of his late twin brother on a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Larely Beagle&#8221; Writers&#8217; Strike Ends After Six Long Months</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/larely-beagle-writers-strike-ends/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/larely-beagle-writers-strike-ends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, California – A writers&#8217; strike lasting six long months ended today after an agreement was reached between &#8220;Larely Beagle&#8221; writers and its Board of Directors. Though the terms of the agreement are not being made public, it is being widely speculated that the writers caved after being notified that the Board intended on bringing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>White Castle to Begin Installing Moats &amp; Drawbridges at Restaurant Locations</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/28/white-castle-to-begin-installing-moats-drawbridges-at-restaurant-locations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/28/white-castle-to-begin-installing-moats-drawbridges-at-restaurant-locations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Columbus, OH – Fast food chain White Castle revealed major renovation plans today when it was announced that they will soon begin installing moats and drawbridges around their 392 locations throughout the United States. President and CEO E.W. “Bill” Ingram III told reporters, “We take pride in being a 24 hour food option, and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NFL Announcer Apologizes for Applying “He’s So Well Spoken” Compliment to White Player</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/nfl-announcer-apologizes-for-accidentally-applying-hes-so-well-spoken-compliment-to-white-player/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/nfl-announcer-apologizes-for-accidentally-applying-hes-so-well-spoken-compliment-to-white-player/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baltimore, MD – Jon Gruden, the newest addition to the &#8220;Monday Night Football&#8221; team of announcers, found himself making his very first announcer related apology today after he accidentally applied the “he’s so well spoken” compliment to a white player. The incident occurred during the third quarter of Monday night’s Jets vs Ravens game after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Whaling Fleet Kills Twitter Fail Whale</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/japanese-whaling-fleet-kills-twitter-fail-whale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/japanese-whaling-fleet-kills-twitter-fail-whale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA – Social networking and micro-blogging giant Twitter was dealt a major blow today when their iconic and often used “fail whale”, which alerted Twitter users of temporary outages, was caught and killed by a Japanese whaling ship off the coast of Antarctica. The tragic news was announced this morning by Twitter CEO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New “South Beach Runway Model” Diet Sweeping the Country</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/new-south-beach-model-diet-sweeping-the-country/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami, FL – Americans looking to lose some weight this year will have a new weapon in their arsenal as the new “South Beach Runway Model” diet is sweeping across the United States. Like the Atkins, Pritikin, and South Beach diets that came before it, it is a high power diet capable of producing significant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kleenex]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia, PA – With Michael Vick’s recent release from a federal prison in Leavenworth, many advertising executives have been waiting with bated breath to see if any companies out there that would be willing to give the once popular football star a second chance at endorsing products. That wait ended abruptly today when Vick, on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dos Equis Guy Fired After Being Photographed Wearing Crocs</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/dos-equis-guy-fired-after-being-photographed-wearing-crocs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/dos-equis-guy-fired-after-being-photographed-wearing-crocs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crocs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dos Equis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico &#8211; A successful advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer was derailed today when it was announced that their “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesman was let go after he was photographed wearing Crocs. The guy, who is no doubt a handsome, debonair gentleman, was touted as “living vicariously through himself”, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RU-486 Abortion Pill to be Renamed “Rick Pitino Health Insurance”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/ru-486-abortion-pill-to-be-renamed-rick-pitino-health-insurance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/ru-486-abortion-pill-to-be-renamed-rick-pitino-health-insurance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abortion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[College Basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Insurance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY – Danco Laboratories, the company licensed to distribute RU-486 (or Mifeprex), commonly known as the “abortion pill”, announced today that they are planning to rename the pill “Rick Pitino Health Insurance” in order to help improve its public perception. The head of Danco, who must speak anonymously due to security reasons, told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unused Trial Hours from AOL Discs in Landfills Now Contaminating Nation’s Drinking Water</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/unused-free-trial-hours-from-aol-discs-in-landfills-contaminating-nations-drinking-water/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/unused-free-trial-hours-from-aol-discs-in-landfills-contaminating-nations-drinking-water/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AOL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drinking Water]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – A study completed by UC Larely’s Chemistry Department yielded alarming results when it was discovered that drinking water all over America is being contaminated by the unused free trial hours from AOL discs. The discs, which were very heavily distributed to the American population during the late 1990’s and early 2000’s, offered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin Costner Earns Asterisk After Admitting He Juiced for “Bull Durham”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/kevin-costner-earns-asterisk-after-admitting-he-juiced-for-bull-durham/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/kevin-costner-earns-asterisk-after-admitting-he-juiced-for-bull-durham/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Academy Award]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bull Durham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dances with Wolves]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beverly Hills, CA &#8211; The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was forced to hand down a harsh punishment to one of its Oscar winning directors this week when Kevin Costner* revealed that he had used illegal steroids to prepare for his role as Crash Davis in the 1988 film “Bull Durham”. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking to Raise Money, U.S. Government to Begin Offering “Clunkers for Cash”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/looking-to-raise-money-us-government-to-begin-offering-clunkers-for-cash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/looking-to-raise-money-us-government-to-begin-offering-clunkers-for-cash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cash for Clunkers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. – Looking to raise money after exhausting their $1 billion appropriation, the Car Allowance Rebate System, more commonly known as “Cash for Clunkers” announced that they will now be implementing a “Clunkers for Cash” program that will allow Americans to buy “clunkers” back from the government for their full blue book value. Under [...]]]></description>
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