Comments for The Larely Beagle - The Community Newspaper of Larely, California http://www.larelybeagle.com Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:24:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on Fluffers Union to Sue Maker of Viagra Over Lost Jobs by Susie http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/fluffers-union-to-sue-maker-of-viagra-over-lost-jobs/comment-page-1/#comment-7638 Susie Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:24:55 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=508#comment-7638 Perfect. www.larelybeagle.com deserves an oscar. Perfect. http://www.larelybeagle.com deserves an oscar.

]]> Comment on ITF to Investigate Gasquet Match with 147 Bathroom Breaks by Gourmet Food http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/itf-to-investigate-gasquet-match-with-147-bathroom-breaks/comment-page-1/#comment-7603 Gourmet Food Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:51:48 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1224#comment-7603 thanks for that thanks for that

]]> Comment on FCC Revokes WGN’s Superstation License by Linda http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/fcc-revokes-wgns-superstation-license/comment-page-1/#comment-7595 Linda Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:04:26 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=128#comment-7595 Wilford Brimley is awesome!!! Wilford Brimley is awesome!!!

]]> Comment on Kurt Warner Skipping Super Bowl to Attend Church Service by kurtwarnerfan http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/29/kurt-warner-skipping-super-bowl-to-attend-church-service/comment-page-1/#comment-7594 kurtwarnerfan Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:54:37 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1018#comment-7594 HAHA!!!!!! CLASSIC!!! HAHA!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!

]]> Comment on Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand by Dan Connelly http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/comment-page-1/#comment-7576 Dan Connelly Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:18:22 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1757#comment-7576 Glad he is getting his life back...He paid WAY more than he should have...My question is isn't being an endorser for products such as K Y & Vaseline kinda f*cked up being that he just got outta prison? Glad he is getting his life back…He paid WAY more than he should have…My question is isn’t being an endorser for products such as K Y & Vaseline kinda f*cked up being that he just got outta prison?

]]> Comment on Billy Mays Uses “Fix It!” to Remove Scratch on Pearly Gates by Joie Mitchell http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/01/billy-mays-uses-fix-it-to-fix-scratch-on-pearly-gates/comment-page-1/#comment-7442 Joie Mitchell Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:52:29 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1459#comment-7442 A little unrelated, but I quite simply liked this webpage post A little unrelated, but I quite simply liked this webpage post

]]> Comment on Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side by Todd Allen Bland-Inventor http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-7439 Todd Allen Bland-Inventor Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:40:20 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-7439 Good Afternoon Gentlemen: I have the first original patent application pending ,I do believe it is earlier then the one you are advertising,furthermore let me tell you why my can is superior to the can you are showing photo shopped.My can is titled" Beer can with top and bottom pull tab"s.Benefits are 1)no retooling flip can and stamp another tab on the bottom positioned where the air pocket is.2)your can the consumer would have to fumble like a fool with their thumb to open, who opens a can of beer with a thumb not a woman with nails that's for sure.Mine you simply use your right index finger and pull down.3)your can can be inadvertently opened during shipping and the tab can be caught on a multitude of objects once in the store including curious consumers spraying beer all over the inventory.My can the tab is on the bottom preferably concealing it from unwanted opening.Retooling is expensive don't do it buy my can and save big and increase your profits.The side tab was second to the bottom from an engineering standpoint if you are going to do it do it right.Use mine.I can be reached at 402-216-3327 Todd Allen BlandI I have 8 US patents 4 active Two are making millions.Call me.Don't wait I have others very inerested. Good Afternoon Gentlemen:
I have the first original patent application pending ,I do believe it is earlier then the one you are advertising,furthermore let me tell you why my can is superior to the can you are showing photo shopped.My can is titled” Beer can with top and bottom pull tab”s.Benefits are 1)no retooling flip can and stamp another tab on the bottom positioned where the air pocket is.2)your can the consumer would have to fumble like a fool with their thumb to open, who opens a can of beer with a thumb not a woman with nails that’s for sure.Mine you simply use your right index finger and pull down.3)your can can be inadvertently opened during shipping and the tab can be caught on a multitude of objects once in the store including curious consumers spraying beer all over the inventory.My can the tab is on the bottom preferably concealing it from unwanted opening.Retooling is expensive don’t do it buy my can and save big and increase your profits.The side tab was second to the bottom from an engineering standpoint if you are going to do it do it right.Use mine.I can be reached at 402-216-3327 Todd Allen BlandI I have 8 US patents 4 active Two are making millions.Call me.Don’t wait I have others very inerested.

]]> Comment on “Larely Beagle” Writers’ Strike Ends After Six Long Months by Hollywood Mike Miranda http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/larely-beagle-writers-strike-ends/comment-page-1/#comment-7367 Hollywood Mike Miranda Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:30:10 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1824#comment-7367 Glad to have the Beagle back! Glad to have the Beagle back!

]]> Comment on Nader Refuses to Concede Election Until All Absentee Ballots are Counted by political satire books http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/nader-refuses-to-concede-election-until-all-absentee-ballots-are-counted/comment-page-1/#comment-7264 political satire books Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:37:59 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=517#comment-7264 Excellent post! I Googled around for this... I found your site! :) I have a Political Blog site of my own at <a href="http://www.whiterabbitcult.com" rel="nofollow">White Rabbit Cult</A>... Anyway would you mind if I threw up a return link from my web site to your blog site? Excellent post! I Googled around for this… I found your site! :) I have a Political Blog site of my own at White Rabbit Cult… Anyway would you mind if I threw up a return link from my web site to your blog site?

]]> Comment on Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand by Unkown http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/comment-page-1/#comment-7185 Unkown Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:29:19 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1757#comment-7185 I think that was great for Kleenex to give Vick a second chance, even though some people want forgive him. People need to get over it because everyone make mistakes, and need forgiveness. I bet those people that’s haten on Mike has some awful skeletons in there closet .So they need to shut there F******* mouth. This is Amererica and we have laws, and the man has already done his time. I think that was great for Kleenex to give Vick a second chance, even though some people want forgive him. People need to get over it because everyone make mistakes, and need forgiveness. I bet those people that’s haten on Mike has some awful skeletons in there closet .So they need to shut there F******* mouth. This is Amererica and we have laws, and the man has already done his time.

]]> Comment on Ikea to Make $79 Casting Couch by Kathryn Marthaler http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/ikea-to-make-79-casting-couch/comment-page-1/#comment-6138 Kathryn Marthaler Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:13:53 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=591#comment-6138 A chum urged me to look at this post, nice post, fanstatic read... keep up the cool work! A chum urged me to look at this post, nice post, fanstatic read… keep up the cool work!

]]> Comment on Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side by Dennis http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-6088 Dennis Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:53:10 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-6088 Grow up Coors! Set a good example for the younger generation! Never cared for your product and definately won't buy it now. Can't believe what I just read!!!!! Grow up Coors! Set a good example for the younger generation! Never cared for your product and definately won’t buy it now. Can’t believe what I just read!!!!!

]]> Comment on Obama: “The Road to Economic Recovery Begins with the magicJack” by political humor websites http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/26/obama-the-road-to-economic-recovery-begins-with-the-magicjack/comment-page-1/#comment-5153 political humor websites Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:35:15 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1102#comment-5153 Are your facts straight? I am not trying to be a jerk, on the other hand I don't distinguish how this makes total sense! Are your facts straight? I am not trying to be a jerk, on the other hand I don’t distinguish how this makes total sense!

]]> Comment on Cypress Hill’s Sen Dog Coughs Out Remainder of Bong Hit Taken in 1993 by Texas_Dawg http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/30/cypress-hills-sen-dog-coughs-out-remainder-of-bong-hit-taken-in-1993/comment-page-1/#comment-5150 Texas_Dawg Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:22:02 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1163#comment-5150 If this was not meant to be a joke, then it is the stupidest thing I've ever read. If this was not meant to be a joke, then it is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.

]]> Comment on Jerry Jones Contacts North Carolina Prison Board About Signing Rae Carruth by Peaches Jones http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/jerry-jones-contacts-north-carolina-prison-board-about-signing-rae-carruth/comment-page-1/#comment-4809 Peaches Jones Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:34:45 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=352#comment-4809 Jerry Jones is a complete insensitive jerk. When will the public react to this pandering to criminals by not supporting the interprises this type of jerk controls. Rae Carruth committed a heinous crime because he had the money to order a young pregnant woman murdered. Obviously Mr. Jones must believe Carruth was forced into this frame of mind. Like Carruth Jones puts money before morality and murder. Even if the state were to parole Carruth, I would hope if any team were to sign him the public would act quickly to boycott the team. Peaches Jerry Jones is a complete insensitive jerk. When will the public react to this pandering to criminals by not supporting the interprises this type of jerk controls. Rae Carruth committed a heinous crime because he had the money to order a young pregnant woman murdered. Obviously Mr. Jones must believe Carruth was forced into this frame of mind. Like Carruth Jones puts money before morality and murder. Even if the state were to parole Carruth, I would hope if any team were to sign him the public would act quickly to boycott the team.
Peaches

]]> Comment on Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side by jasons virginity http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-4802 jasons virginity Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:42:33 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-4802 Jason is a the queerest butt fucking homosexual fruit fly pantie wearing fraternity fuckboy of all time. And you know how he got that way? By doing fag ass things like shotgunning shitty frat beer.seriously you people are stupid esp. The jason person. You are a complete tard. Your the reason that when people see frat boys they want to beat the ever loving shit out of them because they are annoying assholes. So do yourself a favor and kill yourself. The fact that you would even believe any of these articles just shows why people believe in the stereotypes that come along with frat kids. Jason is a the queerest butt fucking homosexual fruit fly pantie wearing fraternity fuckboy of all time. And you know how he got that way? By doing fag ass things like shotgunning shitty frat beer.seriously you people are stupid esp. The jason person. You are a complete tard. Your the reason that when people see frat boys they want to beat the ever loving shit out of them because they are annoying assholes. So do yourself a favor and kill yourself. The fact that you would even believe any of these articles just shows why people believe in the stereotypes that come along with frat kids.

]]> Comment on O.J. Mayo Disappointed That NBA Contract Pays Less than USC by Steve Roberts http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/oj-mayo-disappointed-that-nba-contract-pays-less-than-usc/comment-page-1/#comment-4756 Steve Roberts Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:32:15 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=115#comment-4756 I normally dont leave comments but I love reading about my favorite bball team. Please update again soon. I normally dont leave comments but I love reading about my favorite bball team. Please update again soon.

]]> Comment on Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand by Scott Daddy http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/comment-page-1/#comment-4721 Scott Daddy Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:45:59 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1757#comment-4721 i love this excellent use of endorsing. michael vick is the man. 100 million dollars to keep a box of tissues next to you during interviews. who could say no to that? good luck this year with the eagles mike vick, lets go to the superbowl philly. stay with the eagles vick youve always been my favorite player and philly has always been my favorite team. i love this excellent use of endorsing.
michael vick is the man.
100 million dollars to keep a box of tissues next to you during interviews.
who could say no to that?
good luck this year with the eagles mike vick, lets go to the superbowl philly.
stay with the eagles vick youve always been my favorite player and philly has always been my favorite team.

]]> Comment on Twitter to Start Closing Accounts That Use Poor Grammar by Twitter’s 140 character requirement encourages poor grammar « Tweets on Twitter: The digital version of rude outbursts http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/twitter-to-start-closing-accounts-that-use-poor-grammar/comment-page-1/#comment-4656 Twitter’s 140 character requirement encourages poor grammar « Tweets on Twitter: The digital version of rude outbursts Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:11:04 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1608#comment-4656 [...] offenses against the English language,” said Jack Dorsey, Founder of Twitter in a blog post by Phil Buckridge entitled Twitter to Start Closing Accounts That Use Poor [...] [...] offenses against the English language,” said Jack Dorsey, Founder of Twitter in a blog post by Phil Buckridge entitled Twitter to Start Closing Accounts That Use Poor [...]

]]> Comment on New “South Beach Runway Model” Diet Sweeping the Country by Jill http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/new-south-beach-model-diet-sweeping-the-country/comment-page-1/#comment-4409 Jill Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:21:58 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1793#comment-4409 This diet WORKS!!! I lost 80 lbs doing this diet minus the coc.... Maybe coc next time... I may hit goal weight of 120 lbs!! Thanks for finally publishing this amazing diet! I am sure women all over the world will be happy with this diet! This diet WORKS!!! I lost 80 lbs doing this diet minus the coc…. Maybe coc next time… I may hit goal weight of 120 lbs!! Thanks for finally publishing this amazing diet! I am sure women all over the world will be happy with this diet!

]]> Comment on Ikea to Make $79 Casting Couch by John Burgen http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/ikea-to-make-79-casting-couch/comment-page-1/#comment-3900 John Burgen Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:52:02 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=591#comment-3900 Pretty awesome stuff, I love it hah Pretty awesome stuff, I love it hah

]]> Comment on Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand by Janet McDaniel http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/comment-page-1/#comment-3398 Janet McDaniel Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:59:20 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1757#comment-3398 WELL, I GUESS I WON'T BE SPENDING ANY MORE OF MY MONEY ON KLEENEX OR AS MANY OTHER KIMBERLY-CLARK PRODUCTS AS I POSSIBLY CAN. WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE MEN THINKING? NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER How much room do I have left? NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER WELL, I GUESS I WON’T BE SPENDING ANY MORE OF MY MONEY ON KLEENEX OR AS MANY OTHER KIMBERLY-CLARK PRODUCTS AS I POSSIBLY CAN. WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE MEN THINKING? NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER How much room do I have left? NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

]]> Comment on Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side by john yurek http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-3389 john yurek Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:27:50 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-3389 Hello! I was wondering if I sent you a few of my products you could write a product review? Check out www.nojoke.com I am the inventor of the worlds first key chain and golf divot tool for shotgunning a beer. Look forward to hearing from you! Hello!

I was wondering if I sent you a few of my products you could write a product review? Check out http://www.nojoke.com I am the inventor of the worlds first key chain and golf divot tool for shotgunning a beer.

Look forward to hearing from you!

]]> Comment on DeAngelo Williams Named MVP of Your Fantasy Football Championship by Carl http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/deangelo-williams-named-mvp-of-your-fantasy-football-championship/comment-page-1/#comment-3249 Carl Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:57:57 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=801#comment-3249 A BIG Thank you good post A BIG Thank you good post

]]> Comment on Dr. Jon Marshall Lends Endorsement to New Hydroxycut “Snake Oil” by Don http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/16/dr-jon-marshall-lends-endorsement-to-new-hydroxycut-snake-oil/comment-page-1/#comment-3218 Don Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:29:31 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=927#comment-3218 The guy's an idiot The guy’s an idiot

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