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		<title>Costly Clerical Error Results in European Union Bailing Out “Grease”, the Musical</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/05/12/costly-clerical-error-results-in-european-union-bailing-out-grease-the-musical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 04:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Frankfurt, Germany – Clerical errors continue to wreak havoc across the globe this week. Just days after a clerical error caused the Dow Jones to plummet over 400 points in less than five minutes, a similar error resulted in the European Central Bank giving $100 billion in funds to “Grease”, the musical instead of Greece, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BP: “Oil Spilling Into Gulf of Mexico Will Repel Hurricanes this Season”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/04/29/bp-oil-spilling-into-gulf-of-mexico-will-repel-hurricanes-this-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gulf of Mexico Coastline, U.S. &#8211; Anxiety gave way to security today for the Gulf of Mexico region of the United States after oil company BP announced that the 5,000 barrels of oil spilling into the gulf waters each day will repel future hurricanes. The underwater spill, which was the result of an oil-rig explosion, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>White Castle to Begin Installing Moats &amp; Drawbridges at Restaurant Locations</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/28/white-castle-to-begin-installing-moats-drawbridges-at-restaurant-locations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Castle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fast Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Columbus, OH – Fast food chain White Castle revealed major renovation plans today when it was announced that they will soon begin installing moats and drawbridges around their 392 locations throughout the United States. President and CEO E.W. “Bill” Ingram III told reporters, “We take pride in being a 24 hour food option, and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Whaling Fleet Kills Twitter Fail Whale</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/japanese-whaling-fleet-kills-twitter-fail-whale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Greenpeace]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA – Social networking and micro-blogging giant Twitter was dealt a major blow today when their iconic and often used “fail whale”, which alerted Twitter users of temporary outages, was caught and killed by a Japanese whaling ship off the coast of Antarctica. The tragic news was announced this morning by Twitter CEO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New “South Beach Runway Model” Diet Sweeping the Country</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/new-south-beach-model-diet-sweeping-the-country/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/new-south-beach-model-diet-sweeping-the-country/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cocaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami, FL – Americans looking to lose some weight this year will have a new weapon in their arsenal as the new “South Beach Runway Model” diet is sweeping across the United States. Like the Atkins, Pritikin, and South Beach diets that came before it, it is a high power diet capable of producing significant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking to Raise Money, U.S. Government to Begin Offering “Clunkers for Cash”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/looking-to-raise-money-us-government-to-begin-offering-clunkers-for-cash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cash for Clunkers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. – Looking to raise money after exhausting their $1 billion appropriation, the Car Allowance Rebate System, more commonly known as “Cash for Clunkers” announced that they will now be implementing a “Clunkers for Cash” program that will allow Americans to buy “clunkers” back from the government for their full blue book value. Under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About.com Attempting to Court Canadian Users with Acquisition of Aboot.ca</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/aboutcom-attempting-to-court-canadian-users-with-acquisition-of-abootca/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/aboutcom-attempting-to-court-canadian-users-with-acquisition-of-abootca/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wally Hayes</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rush]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to bolster their Canadian traffic, About.com announced today that they have acquired the Canadian domain Aboot.ca.  The domain, which is a play on Canadians’ tendency to unconsciously pronounce “about” as “aboot”, was purchased by the New York based company for an astounding $30 million and was previously home to a Neil Peart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Overcrowded Prisons Force Early Release of Carmen Sandiego</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/overcrowded-prisons-force-early-release-of-carmen-sandiego/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/overcrowded-prisons-force-early-release-of-carmen-sandiego/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valley State Prison for Women, Chowchilla, CA – The California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation was forced to grant an early release to super villain Camern Sandiego today after an influx of new prisoners caused the prison to exceed its maximum capacity. Sandiego, who was sentenced to 50 years in 1996 for pulling a scam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wikipedia Issues Formal Apology for Not Having “Cal Jammer” Entry</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/wikipedia-issues-formal-apology-for-not-having-cal-jammer-entry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/wikipedia-issues-formal-apology-for-not-having-cal-jammer-entry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[St. Petersburg, FL – Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales made a very heartfelt public apology today when it was discovered that the site does not have an entry for the late Cal Jammer, a male porn star who has over 300 adult films to his name. Unwilling to deflect blame to anyone one other than his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America’s Hyperbole Reserve Dangerously Low After Michael Jackson Memorial</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/09/americas-hyperbole-reserve-dangerously-low-after-michael-jackson-memorial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/09/americas-hyperbole-reserve-dangerously-low-after-michael-jackson-memorial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Al Sharpton]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hyperbole]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Skip Bayless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – In yet another addition to the list of problems facing the United States, President Obama told reporters today that he is “extremely concerned” about how low America’s hyperbole reserve has become following Tuesday’s memorial service for Michael Jackson. The somber news was broken at one of Obama’s routine press conferences when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dwindling &#8220;Governor Cougar&#8221; Placed on Endangered Species List</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/09/dwindlin-governor-cougar-placed-on-endangered-species-list/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/09/dwindlin-governor-cougar-placed-on-endangered-species-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cougar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Endangered Species]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Juneau, AK – The World Conservation Union (IUCN) identified yet another endangered species today when they added the Governor Cougar (Puma congovernor) to its “Red List”. According to Holly Dublin, who is the Chairwoman of the IUCN’s Species Survival Commission, the move wasn’t a complete shock, but it did take the IUCN a little by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Rod Blagojevich to Verify Iranian Election Results</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/18/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-hires-rod-blagojevich-to-verify-iranian-election-results/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/18/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-hires-rod-blagojevich-to-verify-iranian-election-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ahmadinejad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tehran, Iran – In an effort to quell some of the violence and protests that have been taking place in the days since Iran’s presidential election, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that he has hired Rod Blagojevich to verify that the election results being reported have not been tampered with and are indeed the correct [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arrest Warrant Issued for Mother of Teen Resisting Breast Implants</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/21/arrest-warrant-issued-for-mother-of-teen-resisting-breast-implants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/21/arrest-warrant-issued-for-mother-of-teen-resisting-breast-implants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Beauty Pageant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – In the second case this week of a U.S. judge ordering the arrest of a parent failing to provide life saving medical care to their child, a Larely Judge issued an arrest warrant today for the mother of a fifteen year old girl who is resisting getting breast implants. Judge Dennis Daley [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wisconsin Orphanages and Foster Homes Now Full of Children with ‘Brett’ or ‘Favre’ in Name</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/07/wisconsin-orphanages-and-foster-homes-now-full-of-children-with-brett-or-favre-in-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 06:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Milwaukee, WI – On the heels of the story that former Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre is thinking about coming out of retirement to play for the Minnesota Vikings, orphanages and foster homes all over Wisconsin are finding themselves inundated with children whose name contains either ‘Brett’ or ‘Favre’. According to Reggie Bicha, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Gore Warns that at Current Pace, All Mana Will Be Tapped By Year 2030</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/al-gore-warns-that-at-current-pace-all-mana-will-be-tapped-by-year-2030/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/al-gore-warns-that-at-current-pace-all-mana-will-be-tapped-by-year-2030/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wally Hayes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. – Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore stirred up another environmental controversy yesterday when, during a speech commemorating Earth Day, he revealed that at the current pace, all mana on Earth would be tapped by the year 2030. Gore, who has long warned the world of the global warming crisis, gave an elaborate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama: &#8220;The Road to Economic Recovery Begins with the magicJack&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/26/obama-the-road-to-economic-recovery-begins-with-the-magicjack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/26/obama-the-road-to-economic-recovery-begins-with-the-magicjack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. – In his address to Congress Tuesday night Barack Obama was emphatic that the country’s road to economic recovery will begin with widespread usage of the magicJack, which would save the country billions of dollars. The magicJack, which is a computer device that provides internet-based telephone service (VoIP), works in conjunction with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Menendez Brothers Sign Contract to Compete in Double Stuf Racing League</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/29/menendez-brothers-sign-contract-to-compete-in-double-stuf-racing-league/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/29/menendez-brothers-sign-contract-to-compete-in-double-stuf-racing-league/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Menendez Brothers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nabisco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oreo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[East Hanover, NJ – Looking to create some publicity and inject a little more flair into its new Double Stuf Racing League, Oreo announced today that they have signed Lyle and Erik Menendez to a lucrative long term deal. The brothers, who were sentenced to life in prison for the 1989 murder of their parents, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Bush Strategically Omitting Presidency From Resume During New Job Search</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/16/president-bush-strategically-omitting-presidency-from-resume-during-new-job-search/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/16/president-bush-strategically-omitting-presidency-from-resume-during-new-job-search/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. – In a meeting with reporters today, President George W. Bush announced that he would be strategically leaving his eight year run as president off of his resume when searching for a new job. President Bush, who has less than one week left in office, hasn’t decided what he’d like to do next.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Binge Drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coors Light]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Golden, CO – The Coors Brewing Company announced today that they will soon begin offering Coors Light in a new “shotgunnable can” that will feature a second tab on its side to allow for easy shotgunning. With the innovation, Coors is aiming to rid binge drinkers of the tedious burden of searching for the air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eBay Removes Listing for &#8220;Illinois Senate Seat&#8221; After Arrest of Gov. Rod Blagojevich</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/ebay-removes-listing-for-illinois-senate-seat-after-arrest-of-gov-rod-blagojevich/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/ebay-removes-listing-for-illinois-senate-seat-after-arrest-of-gov-rod-blagojevich/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eBay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rod Blagojevich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[U.S. Senate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[San Jose, CA – As a result of the arrest of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, online auction giant eBay has decided to remove the Governor’s listing for an “Illinois Senate Seat”. The senate seat, which was being auctioned off by eBay user Bla-get’n-rich had already received hundreds of bids and was currently at $455,000 when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GM Developing Car that Will Run Entirely on Burning $100 Bills</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/gm-developing-car-that-will-run-entirely-o-burning-100-bills/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/gm-developing-car-that-will-run-entirely-o-burning-100-bills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beagle Hall of Fame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fossil Fuels]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[GM]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Detroit, MI – Designers at General Motors announced today that they are working hard on developing a new car that will run entirely on burning $100 bills. The car, slated to be named the Chevy Prodigal, will require only four $100 bills be burned to travel one mile, and GM is expecting it to give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nader Refuses to Concede Election Until All Absentee Ballots are Counted</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/nader-refuses-to-concede-election-until-all-absentee-ballots-are-counted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/nader-refuses-to-concede-election-until-all-absentee-ballots-are-counted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ralph Nader]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red Roof Inn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. – Despite Barack Obama having already garnered 349 electoral votes, 79 more than are needed to win the presidency, and John McCain having given his succession speech last night, Independent candidate Ralph Nader is holding firm and refusing to concede the election to Obama until all of the absentee ballots have been counted. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scramble for &#8220;Dejected Stock Trader&#8221; Pictures Propels Getty Images to Single Day Sales Record</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/sales-of-dejected-stock-trader-pictures-propel-getty-images-to-single-day-sales-record/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/sales-of-dejected-stock-trader-pictures-propel-getty-images-to-single-day-sales-record/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Getty Images]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stock Trader]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seattle, WA &#8211; With almost every news source in the country scrambling to accompany its Monday “Dow Jones” articles with pictures of “dejected stock traders”, image database Getty Images was propelled to a new single day sales record on September 29th, 2008. The pictures were posted on Getty’s website as soon as the news of [...]]]></description>
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