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		<title>Hustler, Larry Flynt to be Featured on Upcoming Episode of “Undercover Boss”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/03/11/hustler-larry-flynt-to-be-featured-on-upcoming-episode-of-undercover-boss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – CBS Network’s hit television show “Undercover Boss” generated some serious buzz today when it was announced that Larry Flynt and his “Hustler” brand would be the featured in an upcoming episode. The show, which features a high level executive at a major corporation disguised and working entry-level jobs within the company, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dos Equis Guy Fired After Being Photographed Wearing Crocs</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/dos-equis-guy-fired-after-being-photographed-wearing-crocs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crocs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dos Equis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moped]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico &#8211; A successful advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer was derailed today when it was announced that their “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesman was let go after he was photographed wearing Crocs. The guy, who is no doubt a handsome, debonair gentleman, was touted as “living vicariously through himself”, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanessa Hudgens: “If Perfect Movie Role or Perfect Cellphone / Mirror Photo-Op Arose, I would Consider Doing Nudity”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/06/vanessa-hudgens-if-perfect-movie-role-or-cellphone-mirror-photo-op-arose-i-would-consider-nudity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cellphone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Larely Weekender]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nudity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vanessa Hudgens]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA – Male hearts across Larely were set aflutter today when popular young actress Vanessa Hudgens revealed that if the perfect movie role, or perfect cellphone/mirror photo-op arose, she would consider doing nudity. In an interview that will be published in this week’s “Larely Weekender”, Hudgens told Beagle reporter Chad Haskell, “First and foremost, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larry King Wins People Mag’s Inaugural “Hottest Shoulders in Show Business” Award</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/23/larry-king-wins-people-mags-inaugural-hottest-shoulders-in-show-business-award/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CNN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emmy Award]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Larry King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lawsuit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shoulders]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – Television host Larry King received another award to add to his lengthy list of career accolades today when it was revealed that he had won People Magazine’s inaugural “hottest shoulders in show business award”. King, who was born Lawrence Harvey Zeiger, may seem like an unlikely candidate at first. However once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billy Mays Uses &#8220;Fix It!&#8221; to Remove Scratch on Pearly Gates</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/01/billy-mays-uses-fix-it-to-fix-scratch-on-pearly-gates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Goose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heaven]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[White Cloud, Heaven – After just three days in heaven, Billy Mays has already made a name for himself after he used Fix It!, the fast action scratch remover to remove a nagging scratch that had been on the pearly gates for years. According to St. Peter, “The scratch had been there since Nick ‘Goose’ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Todd McShay Makes it Seven Full Minutes Without Wishing he was Mel Kiper, Jr.</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/todd-mcshay-makes-it-seven-full-minutes-without-wishing-he-was-mel-kiper-jr/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/todd-mcshay-makes-it-seven-full-minutes-without-wishing-he-was-mel-kiper-jr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NFL Draft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Todd McShay]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bristol, CT – With only three days before the 2009 NFL draft, few people are logging more hours at work these days than Todd McShay. McShay, who is a College Football Insider with the ESPN network, needs to know the incoming class of NFL players like the back of his hand so that he is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comcast Apologizes to Larely Residents After Super Bowl Accidentally Interrupts Porn Broadcast</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/06/comcast-apologizes-to-larely-residents-after-super-bowl-accidentally-interrupts-porn-broadcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adult Film Industry]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tod Rockett]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Comcast cable subscribers in Larely received a heartfelt apology from Comcast CEO Brian Roberts today after an Adult Pay Per View film was accidentally interrupted with footage from the fourth quarter of Sunday’s Super Bowl game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals. The incident occurred fifty five minutes into the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlantic Ocean Dries Up After Freighter Carrying Shipment of ShamWows Capsizes</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/atlantic-ocean-dries-up-after-freighter-carrying-shipment-of-shamwows-capsizes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/atlantic-ocean-dries-up-after-freighter-carrying-shipment-of-shamwows-capsizes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Infomercial]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laurentian Abyss, Atlantic Ocean – Planet Earth has found itself in the midst of an environmental crisis today after a freighter ship packed to the gills with a shipment of ShamWows capsized and soaked up the entire Atlantic Ocean. Once the world’s second largest ocean with an area of 41 million square miles, the Atlantic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Jon Marshall Lends Endorsement to New Hydroxycut &#8220;Snake Oil&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/16/dr-jon-marshall-lends-endorsement-to-new-hydroxycut-snake-oil/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/16/dr-jon-marshall-lends-endorsement-to-new-hydroxycut-snake-oil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hydroxycut]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicago, IL – Dr. Jon Marshall made some waves in the nutritional supplement industry today when he became the first medical professional to endorse the new Hydroxycut product, “Snake Oil”. Marshall, who is a graduate of Midwestern University’s Osteopathic Medicine program, first gained popularity when, in his residency, he appeared in a television commercial for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode of &#8220;Cops&#8221; Inadvertently Films Ending of &#8220;Cheaters&#8221;, Which was Inadvertently Filming Ending of &#8220;ElimiDATE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/17/episode-of-cops-inadvertently-films-ending-of-cheaters-which-was-inadvertently-filming-ending-of-elimidate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/17/episode-of-cops-inadvertently-films-ending-of-cheaters-which-was-inadvertently-filming-ending-of-elimidate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ElimiDATE]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Mass confusion and chaos ensued today at Larely’s Velvety Conch Motel when camera crews for reality television shows “C.O.P.S.”, “Cheaters”, and “ElimiDATE” ended up filming one another after a series of bizarre coincidences led them all to the same place at the same time. The strange situation started when a twenty-four year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Discover New Baldwin Brother in Vietnam’s Mekong Delta Region</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/17/scientists-discover-new-baldwin-brother-in-vietnam%e2%80%99s-mekong-delta-region/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/17/scientists-discover-new-baldwin-brother-in-vietnam%e2%80%99s-mekong-delta-region/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baldwin Brother]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CSI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vietnam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Can Tho, Vietnam – Scientists reported a major discovery from Vietnam’s Mekong Delta region today when they came across a new Baldwin brother that no one even knew existed. The discovery was yet another chapter in the region’s amazing history of undiscovered wildlife.  According to scientists, 1,068 new species of animals have been found there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Effort to Increase Ratings, Versus Network to Broadcast Color Bars All Day</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/in-effort-to-increase-ratings-versus-network-to-broadcast-color-bars-all-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/in-effort-to-increase-ratings-versus-network-to-broadcast-color-bars-all-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NHL]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tour de France]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=727</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia, PA – In an effort to increase viewer ratings for Versus, its cable television sports channel, the Comcast Corporation has decided to quit airing all of its other programming and just broadcast color bars all day long. The color bars, which are commonly used to calibrate equipment and make sure that programming is being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Animal Planet to Debut Soap Opera for Stay-at-Home Pets</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/animal-planet-to-debut-soap-opera-for-stay-at-home-pets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/animal-planet-to-debut-soap-opera-for-stay-at-home-pets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silver Spring, MD – Cable television network Animal Planet announced today that they will soon be debuting a Soap Opera intended for Stay-at-Home pets. The show, titled “Animal Instincts”, will focus on the fictional Salazar family, a powerful family of Black Labradors that are considered to be royalty and have a far reaching influence in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CBS to Spin &#8220;Plinko&#8221; Off into its Own One-Hour Show</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/cbs-to-spin-plinko-off-into-its-own-one-hour-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/cbs-to-spin-plinko-off-into-its-own-one-hour-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA &#8211; CBS announced today that they are planning on taking “Plinko”, the most popular “pricing game” on its hit show “The Price is Right”, and spinning it off into its own one-hour television show. The move comes in response to the enormous fervor for the “pricing game” that has recently reached an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Spears Drops Off Jamie Lynn, Baby, at Nebraska Hospital Before Law Change</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/lynne-spears-drops-off-jamie-lynn-baby-at-nebraska-hospital-before-law-change/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/lynne-spears-drops-off-jamie-lynn-baby-at-nebraska-hospital-before-law-change/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Omaha, NE – Looking to act before Nebraska lawmakers are able to change their “safe haven” law, Lynne Spears dropped off her seventeen year old daughter, Jamie Lynn, and five-month old granddaughter, Maddie, off at Creighton University Medical Center in Omaha today. Lynne Spears, who like many other parents, is taking advantage of a loophole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calories Banned from the Set of &#8220;90210&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/calories-banned-from-the-set-of-90210/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/calories-banned-from-the-set-of-90210/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Stroup]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beverly Hills, CA &#8211; In an effort to increase the quality of its cast’s performances, the CW Network has officially banned calories on the set of its show “90210”. The rule, which will eliminate craft service and catering, as well as prohibit the presence of any outside calories from food or beverages, was the idea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Saved by Zero&#8221; and &#8220;Five Dollar Footlong&#8221; to Open Show at Jingle Grammy Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/saved-by-zero-and-five-dollar-footlong-to-open-show-at-jingle-grammy-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ad Jingles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grammy Awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Subway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toyota]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA &#8211; In a twin-billing of superpowers, the organizers of this year’s Jingle Grammy Awards announced that the “Saved by Zero” spot for Toyota and Subway’s “Five Dollar Footlong” would be opening the show together. Sergei Jordan, the show’s organizer, hailed the pairing saying that when he first envisioned the two jingles opening [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rogue Doctor Uses Rogueness to Solve Rogue Medical Mystery</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/rogue-doctor-uses-rogueness-to-solve-rogue-medical-mystery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/rogue-doctor-uses-rogueness-to-solve-rogue-medical-mystery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox Network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[House M.D.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Princeton, NJ – In a complete and utter rogue act, a rogue doctor used his rogueness to solve a rogue medical mystery and save a patient’s life at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital earlier today. The patient had seen numerous doctors all along the east coast, but none of them were able to give her a specific [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Network Renames “Real House Wives of…” Franchise to “Gold Digging Bitches of…” Franchise.</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/bravo-network-rename-real-house-wives-of-franchise-to-gold-digging-bitches-of-franchise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/bravo-network-rename-real-house-wives-of-franchise-to-gold-digging-bitches-of-franchise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bravo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gold Diggers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Real Housewives]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY &#8211; The Bravo Network announced today that due to pressure from its parent company NBC, they were renaming their very successful “Real Housewives of…” Franchise to the more apropos title “Gold Digging Bitches of…”. The franchise, which started with “Real Housewives of Orange County” and has since been spun-off into “The Real [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Aid in Duchovny’s Recovery, Cast of &#8220;Californication&#8221; Replaced with Ugly Chicks</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/22/to-aid-in-duchovnys-recovery-cast-of-californication-replaced-with-ugly-chicks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/22/to-aid-in-duchovnys-recovery-cast-of-californication-replaced-with-ugly-chicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Californication]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Duchovny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rehab]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles – To help facilitate lead star David Duchovny’s recovery from sex addiction, Showtime’s television program “Californication” has taken the bold step of firing every attractive female from its cast and replacing them with ugly chicks. The announcement came about two weeks after Duchovny checked out of a rehabilitation facility and is intended to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marijuana Drought Shrinks Ratings for Fox’s “Hole in the Wall”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/marijuana-drought-shrinks-ratings-for-foxs-hole-in-the-wall/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/marijuana-drought-shrinks-ratings-for-foxs-hole-in-the-wall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox Network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hole in the Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nielsen Ratings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Studio City, CA &#8211; Researchers at Fox Television announced today that they have confirmed that a recent nationwide shortage of marijuana has been the cause of dwindling ratings for Fox’s new show “Hole in the Wall” (also known as “Human Tetris” on youtube). An adaptation of the Japanese game “Brain Wall”, “Hole in the Wall” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Cost Saving Measure, E! Channel to Quit Broadcasting Audio During Reruns of &#8220;Wild! On&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/08/in-cost-saving-measure-e-channel-to-quit-broadcasting-audio-during-reruns-of-wild-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/08/in-cost-saving-measure-e-channel-to-quit-broadcasting-audio-during-reruns-of-wild-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[E!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Hollywood Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wild On]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA &#8211; In a move designed to cut costs and add to its bottom line, the E! Channel has decided to quit broadcasting the audio during all future reruns of its show “Wild On!”.  E! executives have stated that the decision was prompted by rising energy costs and their negative impact upon the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeff from &#8220;Saved by the Bell&#8221; records 6,102nd Consecutive Day of Hate Mail for Breaking-Up Zack and Kelly</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/jeff-from-saved-by-the-bell-records-6102nd-consecutive-day-of-hate-mail-for-breaking-up-zack-and-kelly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/jeff-from-saved-by-the-bell-records-6102nd-consecutive-day-of-hate-mail-for-breaking-up-zack-and-kelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beagle Hall of Fame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Muldoon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saved by the Bell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA &#8211; In a showing of just how well the American public can hold grudges, Patrick Muldoon, the actor who played Jeff on “Saved by the Bell”, received a piece of hate mail for the 6,102nd consecutive day. The hate mail, which is a result of his three-episode arc on “Saved by the Bell” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FCC Revokes WGN’s Superstation License</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/fcc-revokes-wgns-superstation-license/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/fcc-revokes-wgns-superstation-license/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FCC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nash Bridges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Road House]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. &#8211; In a move that is sure to send a shockwave across the communications industry, the FCC announced today that they have revoked WGN&#8217;s Superstation license.  According to a report filed by FCC Chairman Kevin J. Martin, the revocation stems WGN&#8217;s failure to comply with numerous FCC guidelines required of a Superstation. Specifically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CBS Greenlights &#8220;CSI: CSI&#8221; for Fall TV Lineup</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/cbs-greenlights-csi-csi-for-fall-tv-lineup/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/cbs-greenlights-csi-csi-for-fall-tv-lineup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baldwin Brother]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Bellamy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bruckheimer]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[CSI]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony Danza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA &#8211; Looking to cash in further on the success of its &#8220;CSI&#8221; franchise, CBS announced today at its Fall Programming Gala that they have greenlighted &#8220;CSI: CSI&#8221;, a new show that will center on the investigation of murders that occur inside other CSI labs. Les Moonves, the president of CBS, was on-hand [...]]]></description>
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