Los Angeles, CA – CBS Network’s hit television show “Undercover Boss” generated some serious buzz today when it was announced that Larry Flynt and his “Hustler” brand would be the featured in an upcoming episode.
Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico – A successful advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer was derailed today when it was announced that their “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesman was let go after he was photographed wearing Crocs.
Hollywood, CA – Male hearts across Larely were set aflutter today when popular young actress Vanessa Hudgens revealed that if the perfect movie role, or perfect cellphone/mirror photo-op arose, she would consider doing nudity.
Los Angeles, CA – Television host Larry King received another award to add to his lengthy list of career accolades today when it was revealed that he had won People Magazine’s inaugural “hottest shoulders in show business award”.
White Cloud, Heaven – After just three days in heaven, Billy Mays has already made a name for himself after he used Fix It!, the fast action scratch remover to remove a nagging scratch that had been on the pearly gates for years.
Bristol, CT – With only three days before the 2009 NFL draft, few people are logging more hours at work these days than Todd McShay. McShay, who is a College Football Insider with the ESPN network, needs to know the incoming class of NFL players like the back of his hand so that he is [...]
Larely, CA – Comcast cable subscribers in Larely received a heartfelt apology from Comcast CEO Brian Roberts today after an Adult Pay Per View film was accidentally interrupted with footage from the fourth quarter of Sunday’s Super Bowl game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals.
Laurentian Abyss, Atlantic Ocean – Planet Earth has found itself in the midst of an environmental crisis today after a freighter ship packed to the gills with a shipment of ShamWows capsized and soaked up the entire Atlantic Ocean.
Chicago, IL – Dr. Jon Marshall made some waves in the nutritional supplement industry today when he became the first medical professional to endorse the new Hydroxycut product, “Snake Oil”.
Larely, CA – Mass confusion and chaos ensued today at Larely’s Velvety Conch Motel when camera crews for reality television shows “C.O.P.S.”, “Cheaters”, and “ElimiDATE” ended up filming one another after a series of bizarre coincidences led them all to the same place at the same time.
Can Tho, Vietnam – Scientists reported a major discovery from Vietnam’s Mekong Delta region today when they came across a new Baldwin brother that no one even knew existed.
Philadelphia, PA – In an effort to increase viewer ratings for Versus, its cable television sports channel, the Comcast Corporation has decided to quit airing all of its other programming and just broadcast color bars all day long.
Silver Spring, MD – Cable television network Animal Planet announced today that they will soon be debuting a Soap Opera intended for Stay-at-Home pets.
Los Angeles, CA – CBS announced today that they are planning on taking “Plinko”, the most popular “pricing game” on its hit show “The Price is Right”, and spinning it off into its own one-hour television show.
Omaha, NE – Looking to act before Nebraska lawmakers are able to change their “safe haven” law, Lynne Spears dropped off her seventeen year old daughter, Jamie Lynn, and five-month old granddaughter, Maddie, off at Creighton University Medical Center in Omaha today.
Beverly Hills, CA – In an effort to increase the quality of its cast’s performances, the CW Network has officially banned calories on the set of its show “90210”.
Los Angeles, CA – In a twin-billing of superpowers, the organizers of this year’s Jingle Grammy Awards announced that the “Saved by Zero” spot for Toyota and Subway’s “Five Dollar Footlong” would be opening the show together.
Princeton, NJ – In a complete and utter rogue act, a rogue doctor used his rogueness to solve a rogue medical mystery and save a patient’s life at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital earlier today.
New York, NY – The Bravo Network announced today that due to pressure from its parent company NBC, they were renaming their very successful “Real Housewives of…” Franchise to the more apropos title “Gold Digging Bitches of…”. The franchise, which started with “Real Housewives of Orange County” and has since been spun-off into “The Real [...]
Los Angeles – To help facilitate lead star David Duchovny’s recovery from sex addiction, Showtime’s television program “Californication” has taken the bold step of firing every attractive female from its cast and replacing them with ugly chicks.
Studio City, CA – Researchers at Fox Television announced today that they have confirmed that a recent nationwide shortage of marijuana has been the cause of dwindling ratings for Fox’s new show “Hole in the Wall” (also known as “Human Tetris” on youtube).
Los Angeles, CA – In a move designed to cut costs and add to its bottom line, the E! Channel has decided to quit broadcasting the audio during all future reruns of its show “Wild On!”. E! executives have stated that the decision was prompted by rising energy costs and their negative impact upon the [...]
Hollywood, CA – In a showing of just how well the American public can hold grudges, Patrick Muldoon, the actor who played Jeff on “Saved by the Bell”, received a piece of hate mail for the 6,102nd consecutive day.
Washington, D.C. – In a move that is sure to send a shockwave across the communications industry, the FCC announced today that they have revoked WGN’s Superstation license. According to a report filed by FCC Chairman Kevin J. Martin, the revocation stems WGN’s failure to comply with numerous FCC guidelines required of a Superstation.
Los Angeles, CA – Looking to cash in further on the success of its “CSI” franchise, CBS announced today at its Fall Programming Gala that they have greenlighted “CSI: CSI”, a new show that will center on the investigation of murders that occur inside other CSI labs.
