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		<title>NFL Announcer Apologizes for Applying “He’s So Well Spoken” Compliment to White Player</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/27/nfl-announcer-apologizes-for-accidentally-applying-hes-so-well-spoken-compliment-to-white-player/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baltimore, MD – Jon Gruden, the newest addition to the &#8220;Monday Night Football&#8221; team of announcers, found himself making his very first announcer related apology today after he accidentally applied the “he’s so well spoken” compliment to a white player. The incident occurred during the third quarter of Monday night’s Jets vs Ravens game after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/20/michael-vick-agrees-to-100-million-endorsement-deal-with-kleenex-brand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia, PA – With Michael Vick’s recent release from a federal prison in Leavenworth, many advertising executives have been waiting with bated breath to see if any companies out there that would be willing to give the once popular football star a second chance at endorsing products. That wait ended abruptly today when Vick, on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pete Rose Ruled Ineligible for Induction into Skee-Ball Hall of Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/30/pete-rose-ruled-ineligible-for-election-into-skee-ball-hall-of-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arcade]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pete Rose]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cincinnati, OH – The National Skee-Ball Hall of Fame and Museum made some serious waves in the sporting world today when it ruled that Pete Rose, one of sport’s all-time great players would be denied induction into their hall of fame. The ban stems from a recent incident at a Cincinnati area Dave &#38; Buster’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tyler Hansbrough Signs First and Last NBA Contract</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/09/tyler-hansbrough-signs-first-and-last-nba-contract/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tarheels]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1497</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Indianapolis, IN – What started out as an ordinary day soon proved to be momentous for Indiana Pacers rookie Tyler Hansbrough. The new draft pick agreed to terms with the Indiana Pacers and signed his first and last NBA contract. The deal, a four year contract with a team option on the third and fourth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Bogdanovic Bidet” To Be Installed Next to Henman Hill / Mt. Murray on Wimbledon Grounds</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/25/bogdanovic-bidet-to-be-installed-next-to-henman-hill-mt-murray-on-wimbledon-grounds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wimbledon, London, England – In an effort to create more excitement for the top ranked British tennis players, the All England Club announced today that they have created a “Bogdanovic Bidet” to be installed on their grounds next to Henman Hill, which is also commonly referred to as Mt. Murray. The “Bogdanovic” that the bidet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Mauer Legally Changes First Name to &#8220;Jock&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/04/joe-mauer-legally-changes-name-to-jock-mauer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/04/joe-mauer-legally-changes-name-to-jock-mauer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joe Mauer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minneapolis, MN – In what could signal a growing trend of athletes changing their names, Minnesota Twins All-Star catcher Joe Mauer announced that he has legally changed his first name to &#8220;Jock&#8221;. The name change comes on the heels of what was undoubtedly the best month of his career, as during May, the beautifully sideburned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Vick Released from Prison to Give Americans a Break from Brett Favre Coverage</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/21/michael-vick-released-from-prison-to-give-americans-a-break-from-brett-favre-coverage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/21/michael-vick-released-from-prison-to-give-americans-a-break-from-brett-favre-coverage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Leavenworth, KS – In a move designed to give Americans a much needed respite from stories about Brett Favre’s possible NFL comeback, former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was released from a federal penitentiary today. Harley G. Lappin, who is the Director of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, said that Vick’s release needed to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ITF to Investigate Gasquet Match with 147 Bathroom Breaks</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/itf-to-investigate-gasquet-match-with-147-bathroom-breaks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/itf-to-investigate-gasquet-match-with-147-bathroom-breaks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 08:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1224</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[London, England – The International Tennis Federation [ITF] announced today that in light of Richard Gasquet’s testing positive for cocaine, they will be taking a second look at a tennis match in which he took an unprecedented 147 bathroom breaks. ITF spokesman Neil Robinson said they hope giving the match a second look will help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Gwynn Hoping to Hit 400 This Year</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/30/tony-gwynn-hoping-to-hit-400-this-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/30/tony-gwynn-hoping-to-hit-400-this-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Diego, CA – Eight years removed from his hall-of-fame baseball career, former San Diego Padres great Tony Gwynn is hoping that this will finally be the year that he hits 400. Gwynn, who is currently the head baseball coach at San Diego State University, his alma mater, has been in hot pursuit of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Denver Bars Brace for Arrival of Kyle Orton</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/denver-bars-brace-of-arrival-of-kyle-orton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/denver-bars-brace-of-arrival-of-kyle-orton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Denver, CO – Bars all over Denver are bracing for the upcoming arrival of new Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, who was recently acquired [along two first round picks] in a trade with the Chicago Bears. Orton will replace previous Denver quarter back Jay Cutler, who after being so upset by being involved in trade rumors, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tea Bag Dunk Electrifies Crowd at Slam Dunk Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/26/tea-bag-dunk-electrifies-crowd-at-slam-dunk-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wally Hayes</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dwight Howard]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phoenix, AZ – Nate Robinson left the crowd in shock and awe when he took the slam dunk championship title away from Dwight Howard this past February 14th at the U.S. Airways Center. The 5’ 9” New York Knicks star won the competition against the 6’ 11” Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic by leaping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Rod Retracts Apology Saying, &#8220;I Thought We Were Talking About Hemorrhoids, not Steroids!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/12/a-rod-retracts-apology-hemorrhoids-not-steroids/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/12/a-rod-retracts-apology-hemorrhoids-not-steroids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1069</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY – Baseball great Alex Rodriguez held a press conference today in which he retracted all of his comments made to ESPN’s Peter Gammons about steroid use. According to Rodriguez, the entire interview was a huge misunderstanding because he thought the interview was to discuss hemorrhoids, not steroids. Rodriguez explained the epic misunderstanding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking, Shocking, Astounding News: 23 Year Old Likes to Smoke Weed!</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/06/breaking-shocking-astounding-news-23-year-old-likes-to-smoke-weed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1043</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People all over the world totally lost their shit this past Monday when it was revealed that a twenty three year old kid likes smoking weed! A few cities even shut down because people’s feelings of disbelief prevented them from making it to work. The damage was especially hard on the DOW Jones Industrial Average, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kurt Warner Skipping Super Bowl to Attend Church Service</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/29/kurt-warner-skipping-super-bowl-to-attend-church-service/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/29/kurt-warner-skipping-super-bowl-to-attend-church-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tampa, FL – The Arizona Cardinals’ hopes to win a Super Bowl title this year were dealt a very serious blow today when starting quarterback Kurt Warner announced that he would be skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday in order to attend church services. The announcement, which was made by Warner during his media session, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donovan McNabb Wins Record 4th NFC Runner-Up Ring</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/donovan-mcnabb-wins-record-4th-nfc-runner-up-ring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/donovan-mcnabb-wins-record-4th-nfc-runner-up-ring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glendale, AZ – Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb added yet another item to his sparkling NFL resume on Sunday when, after a loss to the Arizona Cardinals, he won his fourth NFC Runner-Up ring. The Eagles, who lost 32-25 to the Arizona Cardinals, almost came up short of the ring but showed excellent fortitude when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maria Sharapova and Nike Reach Agreement to Replace Grunting with &#8220;Swoosh&#8221; Yell</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/16/maria-sharapova-and-nike-reach-agreement-to-replace-grunting-with-swoosh-yell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bradenton, FL – In a historic sports endorsement deal, women’s tennis superstar Maria Sharapova has come to an agreement with Nike to replace her trademark grunting with a yell of “Swoosh”. The “Swoosh”, a symbol of the athletic shoe and apparel giant Nike, is one of the most recognizable brand logos in the world, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DeAngelo Williams Named MVP of Your Fantasy Football Championship</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/deangelo-williams-named-mvp-of-your-fantasy-football-championship/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[East Rutherford, NJ – DeAngelo Williams was named MVP of your Fantasy Football Championship and nearly single handedly carried you to the title after he racked up 108 rushing yards and four touchdowns against the New York Giants in week sixteen of the NFL season. Though the Carolina Panthers went on to lose the game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gunshot Wound Expected to Drastically Improve Plaxico Burress&#8217; Pimp Limp</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/17/gunshot-wound-expected-to-drastically-improve-plaxico-burress-pimp-limp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY – Doctors in the Plaxico Burress shooting case released their first bit of positive news today when they announced that the self-inflicted gunshot wound should drastically improve the embattled wide receiver’s pimp limp. Apparently, the self-inflicted gunshot, which occurred when the receiver was at a New York City bar and accidentally discharged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Romo Lobbies Coaching Staff to Create More Rushing Plays for Jason Witten</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/tony-romo-lobbies-coaching-staff-to-create-more-rushing-plays-for-jason-witten/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dallas, TX – Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo held a meeting with head coach Wade Phillips and offensive coordinator Jason Garrett today to express his desire to create more rushing plays for tight end Jason Witten. After the meeting, Romo met briefly with reporters and said, “When Witten and I have our weekly private meetings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Knicks Diagnosed with 6ft 2in, 205 lb Malignant Tumor</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/new-york-knicks-diagnosed-with-62-205-lb-malignant-tumor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/new-york-knicks-diagnosed-with-62-205-lb-malignant-tumor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY &#8211; The New York Knicks received some troubling news from their team doctor today when tests revealed that they were carrying around a 6ft 2in, 205lb malignant tumor. Dr. Lisa Callahan, the Knicks’ Director of Player Care, said that the tumor, a Starbury Carcinoma, has apparently been in place since January 6th, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A.C. Green to Anchor EWTN’s New NBA Show, &#8220;Hardwood Be Thy Name&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/ac-green-to-anchor-ewtn-new-nba-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/ac-green-to-anchor-ewtn-new-nba-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Irondale, AL &#8211; In a move intended to draw more people over to its network, EWTN [Eternal World Television Network] announced today that they have tabbed former Los Angeles Laker A.C. Green to host a new show that will devote one hour a night to NBA coverage. The show, which is named “Hardwood Be Thy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dustin Pedroia Receives 100 Bonus MVP Points for playing on East Coast</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/dustin-pedroia-receives-100-bonus-mvp-points-for-playing-on-east-coast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/dustin-pedroia-receives-100-bonus-mvp-points-for-playing-on-east-coast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY – In an American League MVP race that was expected to come down to the wire, Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia ended up winning the award handily after he received 100 bonus points from baseball commissioner Bud Selig because he plays on the east coast. Typically, the award is voted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roy Jones, Jr. Agrees to Bout with Teen Wolf Too</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/roy-jones-jr-agrees-to-bout-with-teen-wolf-too/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/roy-jones-jr-agrees-to-bout-with-teen-wolf-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY – After a tough loss to Joe Calzaghe this past weekend, Roy Jones, Jr. was itching to get back in the ring for another bout. Jones now appears to be well on his way as he announced today that he has agreed to a bout with Teen Wolf Too. The bout, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Upon Finishing Myoplex Shake, Brady Quinn Declares Cleveland Browns’ Season “Done”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/upon-finishing-myoplex-shake-brady-quinn-declares-cleveland-browns-season-done/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/upon-finishing-myoplex-shake-brady-quinn-declares-cleveland-browns-season-done/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleveland, OH &#8211; Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn became the center of attention in the Browns’ locker room today after he became extremely angry at a group of reporters, slammed an EAS Myoplex shake and declared the Browns’ season “done”. Quinn, who was standing around his locker fielding questions from reporters, was obviously frustrated about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>San Francisco Giants Ask Congress for Federal Bailout from Barry Zito Contract</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/san-francisco-giants-ask-congress-for-federal-bailout-from-barry-zito-contract/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/san-francisco-giants-ask-congress-for-federal-bailout-from-barry-zito-contract/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, DC – Sue Burns and Bill Neukom, who manage the ownership group of Major League Baseball’s San Francisco Giants, appeared before congress today to request a federal bailout from Barry Zito’s seven-year, $126 million contract, as they fear any further payment on it may force the team to file for bankruptcy. Neukom addressed the [...]]]></description>
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