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	<title>The Larely Beagle - The Community Newspaper of Larely, California &#187; Music</title>
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		<title>Study: After Two Drinks, Girls Mysteriously Know All Words to Eazy-E’s “Gimmie That Nutt”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/16/study-after-2-drinks-girls-mysteriously-know-all-words-to-eazy-e-gimmie-that-nutt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – In a study initially intended to gauge young women’s opinions toward misogynistic rap songs before and after alcohol consumption, a professor at UC-Larely seems to have accidentally stumbled upon a mysterious phenomenon that she is unable to explain. Apparently, after a girl has two drinks, she suddenly and mysteriously knows all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kraft Developing “Neverland Ranch” Salad Dressing as Tribute to Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Northfield, IL – Joining a long list of companies who are choosing to honor the achievements made by the late Michael Jackson, Kraft Foods, Inc. (NYSE: KFT) announced today that are working hard to develop a new flavor of salad dressing named “Neverland Ranch”. The salad dressing, which is named for the 2,676 acre property [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Convinced He Will Die at Same Moment his Copy of Pink Floyd’s “P•u•l•s•e” Stops Blinking</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/25/man-convinced-he-will-die-at-same-moment-his-copy-of-pink-floyds-pulse-stops-blinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Classic Rock]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pulse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA – In what has become a debilitating phobia that is teetering on the brink of total breakdown, Pete Howell, a thirty three year old bartender from San Francisco has become convinced that he will die at the exact same moment his copy of Pink Floyd’s “P•u•l•s•e” stops blinking. The album, which was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jenny Lewis Cancels Summer Concert Tour to Film Sequel to &#8220;The Wizard&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/28/jenny-lewis-cancels-tour-to-film-sequel-to-the-wizard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 07:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fred Savage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA – Musician Jenny Lewis announced today that she will be cancelling her tour effective immediately to begin principle photography on “The Wii-zard”, which is a sequel to the 1989 film “The Wizard” that she starred in alongside Fred Savage. Lewis, who was touring in support of her new solo album “Acid Tongue”, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bob Dylan-Stuck in the Middle With You.mp3 Reaches One Billion Downloads</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/bob-dylan-stuck-in-the-middle-with-you-mp3-reaches-one-billion-downloads/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 08:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bob Dylan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pioneer Hall, UC-Larely, Larely, CA – In an event which places it in the mp3 pantheon with heavy hitters like “The Who-Teenage Wasteland.mp3 and Phish-Gin-n-Juice.mp3, Bob Dylan-Stuck in the Middle With You.mp3 reached one billion downloads earlier today. The feat was accomplished by Chris Sweeney, a freshman at UC-Larely, who, during an afternoon of searching [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cypress Hill&#8217;s Sen Dog Coughs Out Remainder of Bong Hit Taken in 1993</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/30/cypress-hills-sen-dog-coughs-out-remainder-of-bong-hit-taken-in-1993/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[South Gate, CA – The music and medical worlds collided at a South Gate, CA hospital today when Sen Dog, a former member of the rap group Cypress Hill, coughed out the remainder of a bong hit that was taken in 1993. The incident occurred at Sacred Heart hospital, where Sen had gone to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Economy So Bad, Even John Mellencamp Won’t Sing About It</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/04/23/us-economy-so-bad-even-john-mellencamp-wont-sing-about-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Outside the Tasty Freeze, Heartland, USA – In a depressing sign of just how bad the economy has gotten, John Mellencamp announced today that these current economic times are just too depressing for even him to sing about. In a statement that was released on his website, Mellencamp said, “A few years back I may [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kanye West’s Ego to Release Solo Album</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/26/kanye-wests-ego-to-release-solo-album/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=1097</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – Kanye West’s ego announced today that it will soon be stepping out from the shadows of Kanye West and releasing its own solo album. The album, which will be released on Roc-A-Fella Records, is slated to be released sometime next year. When reached for a quote, Kanye’s ego said “I’m sick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kid Rock Honored with Lifetime Over-Achievement Grammy</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/12/kid-rock-honored-with-lifetime-over-achievement-grammy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/02/12/kid-rock-honored-with-lifetime-over-achievement-grammy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – Musician Kid Rock took home his first ever Grammy Award this past weekend when he was honored with a “Lifetime Over-Achievement Award”.  The award was presented to Rock because he has enjoyed enormous commercial success despite releasing shitty song after shitty song. Rock, whose real name is Bob Ritchie, was also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Creed and Third Eye Blind to Headline &#8220;Douchebags of Rock&#8221; Tour</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/29/creed-and-third-eye-blind-to-headline-douchebags-of-rock-tour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA &#8211; The world of rock music received a shot in the arm today when it was revealed that rock bands Creed and Third Eye Blind would be uniting for the first annual “Douchebags of Rock” tour. The tour will take place this summer and is scheduled to stop in thirty five cities. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chemist Finally Perfects New Drug for Huey Lewis</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/22/chemist-finally-perfects-new-drug-for-huey-lewis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After nearly 25 years of painstaking research and development, a UC-Larely Chemistry Professor has finally perfected a new drug for Huey Lewis. The professor, Dr. Charles Osborne hailed the finding as “realizing his life’s dream”. The project was put into action in February of 1984, when Osborne first heard Huey’s song “I Want a New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glitch in Widows Vista Forces Cancellation of Daft Punk Tour</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/glitch-in-windows-vista-forces-cancellation-of-daft-punk-tou/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris, France – Daft Punk fans everywhere were saddened today when it was announced that a glitch in Windows Vista that prevents PC’s from running the software program Ableton Live 7 would be forcing them to cancel their Spring 2009 tour. The French electronic music duo, which consists of musicians Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radio Host Delilah Saving Dedication of Journey&#8217;s &#8220;Open Arms&#8221; for Extraordinary Caller</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/17/delilah-saving-dedication-of-journeys-open-arms-for-extraordinary-caller/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seattle, WA – Delilah Rene, host of the widely syndicated request and dedication radio show, “Delilah”, announced today that she won’t be playing Journey’s song “Open Arms” on her show until she hears from a special caller with an extraordinary story. The host said, “The word ‘love’ gets thrown around an awful lot on my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Experts Doubt Authenticity of Lost Notorious B.I.G. song &#8220;Going Back to Cal Poly&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/experts-doubt-authenticity-of-lost-notorious-big-song-going-back-to-cal-poly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Luis Obispo, CA – A group of audio engineers from Cal Poly [California Polytechnic State University] announced today that after thorough investigation, they don’t believe that the new posthumous Notorious B.I.G. song, “Going Back to Cal Poly” is authentic. The song, a re-fashioning of the previous Notorious B.I.G. song, “Going Back to Cali”, took [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One-Hit Wonders Sue Larely Radio Station Over &#8220;Two for Tuesday&#8221; Format</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/one-hit-wonders-sue-larely-radio-station-over-two-for-tuesday-format/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA &#8211; A group calling themselves “One-Hit Wonders for Equality” filed a discrimination law suit against Larely radio station KLRY today alleging that the station’s “Two for Tuesday” format discriminates against them because they only have one song fit for radio. The group, which was formed by Lou Bega (“Mambo No. 5”), and also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hell Freezes Over</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/hell-freezes-over/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/hell-freezes-over/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hell, Hell – Residents of Hell awoke this past Sunday morning to find that temperatures had plummeted and frost and ice had permeated the land. According to meteorologists, it was the first time in all of eternity that Hell had actually frozen over. In fact, the low temperature of 32º F (0º C) was the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely Guitar Center Celebrates 1,000,000th &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221; Played by Customer</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/26/larely-guitar-center-celebrates-1000000th-smells-like-teen-spirit-played-by-customer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Larely’s Guitar Center store reached a major milestone this weekend when it registered its 1,000,000th playing of the first four measures of Nirvana’s grunge classic, “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. The event occurred when thirteen year old Brian Sampson came into Guitar Center with his dad. Upon entering, Sampson walked back to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TRL Makes it 10 Years Without Playing a Music Video in its Entirety</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/trl-makes-it-10-years-without-playing-a-music-video-in-its-entirety/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/trl-makes-it-10-years-without-playing-a-music-video-in-its-entirety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Times Square, New York, NY – After ten years and 2,247 episodes, MTV’s show “Total Request Live” [TRL] aired for the final time this past Sunday night. And even more impressive than a ten year run on a station that is continually changing gears so not to lose touch with youth culture, is the fact [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone’s Shazam Application Crashes While Attempting to Discern Differences Between Nickelback Songs</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/iphone-shazam-application-crashes-while-attemptin-to-discern-difference-between-nickelback-songs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nickelback]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA – A possible bug in the Shazam application for Apple’s iPhone was discovered today when it was revealed the program crashes and the phone locks up whenever it tries to find any discernible difference between Nickelback songs. The problem was first noticed when seventeen year old high-school junior Doug Royce heard a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warrant Lead Singer Tearfully Admits Song “Cherry Pie” Actually About Cherry Pie</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/warrant-lead-singer-tearfully-admits-song-cherry-pie-actually-about-cherry-pie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After years of adamant denials to the contrary, Warrant lead singer Jani Lane finally admitted today that their hit song “Cherry Pie”, was actually about cherry pie. The song, which was released on the 1990 album of the same title, and climbed all the way to number ten on the U.S. Hot 100, has long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short on Cash, M.C. Hammer Sends Gold Records to Cash-4-Gold.com</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/short-on-cash-mc-hammer-sends-gold-records-to-cash-4-goldcom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cash-4-Gold]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oakland, CA &#8211; In an effort to make a little cash in these tough economic times, M.C. Hammer sent all of his gold records into Cash-4-Gold.com today. The gold albums, which Hammer received from Capitol Records for his albums “Let’s Get It Started” (1988), “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em” (1990), and “Too Legit to Quit” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Raffi Foocking Soock of Singing About &#8220;Oopples and Ba-noo-noos&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/22/raffi-foocking-soock-of-singing-about-oopples-and-boo-noo-noos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/22/raffi-foocking-soock-of-singing-about-oopples-and-boo-noo-noos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco, CA &#8211; Internationally acclaimed children’s singer Raffi shocked the crowd at a concert today when he became enraged and repeatedly yelled that he was “foocking soock of singing about oopples and boo-noo-noos”.  Immediately after yelling, he smashed his guitar, made an obscene hand gesture toward the crowd, and stormed off stage. The rant, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Illegal Downloads of Amy Winehouse Songs Costing Her Drug Dealers Millions in Sales</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/illegal-downloads-of-amy-winehouse-songs-costing-her-drug-dealers-millions-in-sales/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As one of the most popular musicians in the world, Amy Winehouse has sold millions of records. However, she is also one of the musicians hit hardest by illegal downloading and her inability to get paid off these downloads is costing her drug dealers millions of dollars in sales. A man who goes simply by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nate Dogg to be First Inductee into Music’s New “Feat. Hall of Fame”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/08/nate-dogg-to-be-first-inductee-into-musics-new-feat-hall-of-fame/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/08/nate-dogg-to-be-first-inductee-into-musics-new-feat-hall-of-fame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Compton, CA – Music’s newly formed “Feat. Hall of Fame” announced today that rapper/singer Nate Dogg was the unanimous choice to be its inaugural member. The decision was made with great ease as the seven member voting panel, composed of Rick Rubin, DJ Premier, Jermaine Dupri, Dr. Dre, RZA, Pete Rock, and Timbaland needed only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Severe Weather Alert on Radio Mistaken for Avant Garde Noise Band</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/severe-weather-alert-on-radio-mistaken-for-avant-garde-noise-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/severe-weather-alert-on-radio-mistaken-for-avant-garde-noise-band/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ground the Clock]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA &#8211; As Mark Dufferman pulled up to Larely’s “Ground the Clock” coffee shop to work on his screenplay, he turned up 88.3 FM [KHIP], to catch the first few seconds of the new single “Colonial Nepotism” by avant-garde noise band, Strepitant Hebetude. After about ten seconds of controlled head nodding with his eyes [...]]]></description>
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