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	<title>The Larely Beagle - The Community Newspaper of Larely, California &#187; Movies</title>
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		<title>U.S. Flags to Fly at Half Staff in Honor of Corey Haim</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/03/11/u-s-flags-to-fly-at-half-staff-in-honor-of-corey-haim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. &#8211; President Obama issued an executive order today for United States’ flag to be flown at half staff for the next thirty days to both mourn the loss and respect the memory of actor Corey Haim, who passed away this past Wednesday. Though Haim was Canadian born, Obama told reporters during his morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Avatar” Nominated for Record Nine Independent Spirit Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2010/02/25/avatar-nominated-for-record-9-independent-spirit-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, California – Today proved to be a great day for James Cameron and his latest low-budget creation “Avatar”, as it was nominated for a record nine Independent Spirit Awards, including “Best Film”. Cameron’s film tells the story of a paraplegic war veteran who takes the spot of his late twin brother on a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin Costner Earns Asterisk After Admitting He Juiced for “Bull Durham”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/08/13/kevin-costner-earns-asterisk-after-admitting-he-juiced-for-bull-durham/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bull Durham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dances with Wolves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Costner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beverly Hills, CA &#8211; The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was forced to hand down a harsh punishment to one of its Oscar winning directors this week when Kevin Costner* revealed that he had used illegal steroids to prepare for his role as Crash Davis in the 1988 film “Bull Durham”. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kmart Sues Rain Man for Slander Over “Kmart Sucks!” Comment</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/07/01/kmart-sues-rain-man-for-slander-over-kmart-sucks-comment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Haskell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hoffman Estates, IL – In what is sure to become a very high profile case, Kmart, a subsidiary of the Sears Holding Corporation, has filed a lawsuit against Raymond “Rain Man” Babbitt. The company claims that after “Rain Man”, the 1988 documentary film about Babbit’s life in which he uttered the words “Kmart sucks”, their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>58 Dead in Larely After Subway Hijacking Mistaken for &#8220;Taking of Pelham 123&#8243; Promotion</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/25/58-dead-after-subway-hijacking-mistaken-for-taking-of-pelham-123-promotion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/06/25/58-dead-after-subway-hijacking-mistaken-for-taking-of-pelham-123-promotion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[India]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vern Bixler]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – The city of Larely is having to answer some serious questions today after 58 people were killed when a bomb was detonated on a subway car just east of Larely Parkway. Apparently, the incident was a hijacking-for-ransom attempt that went bad after neither police nor a hostage negotiator were sent to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pope Denounces &#8220;Angels and Demons&#8221; for Being Shitty Movie</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/21/pope-denounces-angels-and-demons-for-being-shitty-movie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/21/pope-denounces-angels-and-demons-for-being-shitty-movie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vatican City – Standing in his usual library window overlooking St. Peter’s Square (Piazza San Pietro), Pope Benedict XVI addressed a crowd of over 100,000 people today to denounce the movie “Angels and Demons” for being shitty. In his statement, he cited concerns over massive plot changes from the book that he felt made the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Navy to Erect Memorial Statue for Nick &#8220;Goose&#8221; Bradshaw</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/us-navy-to-erect-memorial-statue-fo-nick-goose-bradshaw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/05/14/us-navy-to-erect-memorial-statue-fo-nick-goose-bradshaw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 08:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA – The U.S. Navy announced today that they will be creating a memorial statue for Lt. Nick “Goose” Bradshaw, a Radar Intercept Officer [RIO] who was killed during a TOPGUN training mission over twenty years ago. The statue, which will be created by renowned sculptor Fritz Scanlan of Larely, CA, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madame Tussaud’s Leather Museum to Open with Clint Eastwood as Inaugural Sculpture</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/madame-tussaud%e2%80%99s-leather-museum-to-open-with-clint-eastwood-as-inaugural-sculpture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/madame-tussaud%e2%80%99s-leather-museum-to-open-with-clint-eastwood-as-inaugural-sculpture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[London, England – Looking to branch out from its wax sculpture roots, Madame Tussauds Museum announced today that they will soon be opening a new Leather Museum and that a figure of actor Clint Eastwood would be its inaugural sculpture. The figure, which will be made completely out of top-grain rawhide leather, will be an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larely Association of Women Professionals Names Tara Reid its &#8220;2008 Woman of the Year&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/10/larely-association-of-women-professionals-names-tara-reid-its-2008-woman-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA &#8211; The Larely Association of Women Professionals honored actress Tara Reid as its “2008 Woman of the Year” today at its annual banquet held at Larely’s Red Roof Inn. The award is presented annually to a woman who “through sound judgment and a high moral standard exemplifies professionalism in all areas of life”. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Football Movie to Feature Hits that Aren’t All Back Breaking</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/football-movie-to-feature-hits-that-aret-all-back-breaking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/12/03/football-movie-to-feature-hits-that-aret-all-back-breaking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA – In a risky move that, if successful, could revolutionize the football movie genre, movie director Michael Bay’s new football movie will actually feature tackles that aren’t all back breaking. The movie, titled “Long-Odds Snapper”, is set in the year 2001, and is about a mentally challenged and visually impaired long-snapper whose dream [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ikea to Make $79 Casting Couch</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/ikea-to-make-79-casting-couch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/19/ikea-to-make-79-casting-couch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almhult, Sweden – In an agressive effort to earn a large share of the casting couch market, furniture giant Ikea announced today that it would begin selling a $79 casting couch on January 1, 2009. The couch, which will be part of the newly created LUDEN series, seeks to appeal to the casting agent that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teenager Regrets Masturbating to Megan Fox’s Wonder Woman Poster After Finding Out it was a Hoax</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/teenager-regrets-masturbating-to-megan-fox-wonder-woman-poster-after-finding-out-it-was-a-hoax/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/12/teenager-regrets-masturbating-to-megan-fox-wonder-woman-poster-after-finding-out-it-was-a-hoax/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – Fourteen year old Jon Graham expressed a deep regret today for masturbating to the movie poster of “Wonder Woman” featuring Megan Fox after it was determined the picture was a fake, and the whole story was a hoax. The poster which appeared on the website wonder-who.com appeared to be the real deal, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fluffers Union to Sue Maker of Viagra Over Lost Jobs</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/fluffers-union-to-sue-maker-of-viagra-over-lost-jobs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/11/05/fluffers-union-to-sue-maker-of-viagra-over-lost-jobs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chatsworth District, Los Angeles, CA &#8211; The pharmaceutical industry is expected to be caught up in a wave of negative publicity today after the Fluffers Union of America filed a lawsuit against Pfizer, the maker of Viagra. The fluffers, who are responsible for keeping male porn stars aroused while the production team makes adjustments to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lack of Fall Blockbuster Movies Means Winter Coming Early This Year</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/lack-of-fall-blockbusters-means-winter-coming-early-this-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/29/lack-of-fall-blockbusters-means-winter-coming-early-this-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA &#8211; Members of both the Broadcast Film Critics Association and the American Meteorological Society held a press conference this morning to announce that the lack of Blockbuster movies this Fall will result in Winter arriving as much as three weeks earlier than usual. During the press conference, Joey Berlin, the co-founder of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Years Later, Science in “Armageddon” Still Holds Up</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/ten-years-later-science-in-armageddon-still-holds-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/15/ten-years-later-science-in-armageddon-still-holds-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Viewing a movie ten years after its release will make a person realize that certain things can become dated. Fashions change, styles change, even the cars on the street change. However, ten years after the release of Michael Bay’s blockbuster film “Armageddon”, the science in the film remains spot-on in its discussion of both asteroids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UC-Larely Professors Collaborate to Prove it&#8217;s Impossible for Softcore Porn Positions to Result in Penetration</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/08/uc-larely-physics-geometry-and-biology-professors-collaborate-to-prove/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA – In an unprecedented showing of inter-departmental collaboration, professors from UC-Larely’s Geometry, Physics, and Biology Departments have recently completed a six month long study that proves it impossible for the sex positions found in softcore porn to result in actual penetration. The team, which consisted of Hans Alfredsson (physics), Walter McGreavy (geometry), and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Key Grip Not Sure What He’s Supposed to be Doing</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/08/key-grip-not-sure-what-hes-supposed-to-be-doing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA &#8211; Charlie Johnstone was hired to be the Key Grip on the new Paramount Pictures movie, “Transcendental Force”, starring Randy Quaid.  However, after two full weeks of filming, he still has no idea what he’s supposed to be doing. “I saw in an ad on craigslist that they needed a key grip for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Surviving The Game&#8221; Writer Still Regrets Killing Gary Busey’s Character First</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/surviving-the-game-writer-still-regrets-killing-gary-buseys-character-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eric Bernt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Busey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ice-T]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John C. McGinley]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA &#8211; In a recent interview given to “The Larely Weekender”, screenwriter Eric Bernt lamented his decision to make Gary Busey the first character to die-off in his movie, “Surviving the Game”, a tour de force thriller in which six hunters try to hunt and kill another man for sport. Busey’s character, Doc Hawkins, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Emmett Brown Wins Nobel Prize for Successfully Setting All His Clocks 25 Minutes Slow</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/10/01/dr-emmett-brown-wins-nobel-prize-for-successfully-setting-all-his-clocks-25-minutes-slow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Back to the Future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nobel Prize]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stockholm, Sweden &#8211; On one of the biggest days of the year for the field of Physics, Dr. Emmett Brown was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics today for his experiment in which he successfully set all of the clocks in his workshop/house precisely 25 minutes slow. The experiment, deemed “groundbreaking” by all five members [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local Porn Star Worried About Being Typecast as &#8220;Guy with Huge Cock&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/local-porn-star-worried-about-being-typecast-as-guy-with-huge-cock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/local-porn-star-worried-about-being-typecast-as-guy-with-huge-cock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adult Film Industry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larely, CA &#8211; When Maverick McSpunk first came on to the adult film scene a year ago, the world was a giant clam, laid out in front of him.  He didn&#8217;t have a care in the world as he woke up every day and was paid to repeatedly ram his eleven inches of pink steel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Critics Suspect Cabela’s Secretly Financing Movie “Brotherhood of the Traveling Shpants”</title>
		<link>http://www.larelybeagle.com/2008/09/22/critics-suspect-cabela%e2%80%99s-secretly-financing-movie-%e2%80%9cbrotherhood-of-the-traveling-shpants%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Buckridge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brett Ratner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood, CA &#8211; As more plot details continue to be leaked from the set of the movie &#8220;The Brotherhoold of the Traveling Shpants&#8221;, many critics are starting to suspect the movie is being secretly funded and produced by giant outdoor outfitter company Cabela&#8217;s. Suspicions first arose when the movie&#8217;s synopsis was revealed to be: &#8220;A [...]]]></description>
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