Phoenix, AZ – After making a miraculous recovery from a brain hemorrhage suffered in late April, former Poison front-man Bret Michaels blew even more minds today when it was revealed that his near fatal hemorrhage was caused by years upon years of bandana abuse. The shocking news was delivered by Michaels’ doctor, Joseph Zabramski during [...]
Phoenix, AZ – Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash felt the squeeze of Arizona’s new Immigration Bill (SB 1070) today when he was arrested in Phoenix today after being unable to provide proper Alien Registration Documents to police during a routine traffic stop.
Gulf of Mexico Coastline, U.S. – Anxiety gave way to security today for the Gulf of Mexico region of the United States after oil company BP announced that the 5,000 barrels of oil spilling into the gulf waters each day will repel future hurricanes. The underwater spill, which was the result of an oil-rig explosion, [...]
Larely, CA – Larely mayor Vern Bixler delighted environmentalists across the city today when he announced that every industrial smoke stack in the city would be dyeing their emissions green to commemorate Earth Day.
Washington, D.C. – President Obama issued an executive order today for United States’ flag to be flown at half staff for the next thirty days to both mourn the loss and respect the memory of actor Corey Haim, who passed away this past Wednesday.
