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Michael Vick Agrees to $100 Million Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Brand

By • Aug 20th, 2009 • Category: Sports

Philadelphia, PA – With Michael Vick’s recent release from a federal prison in Leavenworth, many advertising executives have been waiting with bated breath to see if any companies out there that would be willing to give the once popular football star a second chance at endorsing products.



Kevin Costner Earns Asterisk After Admitting He Juiced for “Bull Durham”

By • Aug 13th, 2009 • Category: Movies

Beverly Hills, CA – The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was forced to hand down a harsh punishment to one of its Oscar winning directors this week when Kevin Costner* revealed that he had used illegal steroids to prepare for his role as Crash Davis in the 1988 film “Bull Durham”.



Jon Bon Jovi Cited by Larely Police for Carrying Loaded Six String

By • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Category: Local News

Larely, CA – The world of rock and roll collided with the city of Larely today when rock icon Jon Bon Jovi received a citation from the Larely Police Department for carrying a loaded six string, which was turned up following a search off his tour bus.



Kmart Sues Rain Man for Slander Over “Kmart Sucks!” Comment

By • Jul 1st, 2009 • Category: Movies

Hoffman Estates, IL – In what is sure to become a very high profile case, Kmart, a subsidiary of the Sears Holding Corporation, has filed a lawsuit against Raymond “Rain Man” Babbitt.