Wikipedia Issues Formal Apology for Not Having “Cal Jammer” EntryPhil Buckridge • Jul 23rd, 2009 • Section: World
St. Petersburg, FL – Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales made a very heartfelt public apology today when it was discovered that the site does not have an entry for the late Cal Jammer, a male porn star who has over 300 adult films to his name.
Unwilling to deflect blame to anyone one other than his own company, Wales told reporters, “First and foremost, we are very sorry. To be honest, I’m not quite sure how this happened. We’ve got nearly three million articles in English on our site, and I guess I just assumed one of those had to be for Cal. Had I known there was no entry for him, I’d have made it myself, because let’s face it, we’re all fans of his. His work in ‘Anal Intruder 4’ is legendary and it saddens me to think that any Cal Jammer enthusiasts who came to Wikipedia looking to learn more about Cal were unable to do so.”
Wales also reiterated that the absence of an entry about Cal has nothing to do with any sort of censorship, saying, “That is 100% not the case. We’ve got entries for guys like Ron Jeremy, Randy West, Tom Byron, and Don Fernando, and frankly, we’re quite proud of the depth of our adult film star content. Cal’s omission is the result of an oversight on our part, nothing else.”
Even more disappointing about there being no entry for Cal is the fact that his life should serve as a cautionary tale for anyone looking to enter the adult film business. Cal entered the business in 1989, and not only did he lay pipe, he was also a well regarded set builder and decorator. Before long he was at the top of the business and living the good life. He had a condo, boat, jetskis, and a bank account that, much like his cock, was bulging. He was even married to fellow adult film star Jill Kelly.
However, Cal’s world started to crumble in the mid 1990’s. Jill left him over his repeated off-camera infidelities, he was being audited by the IRS, and worst of all he began to have problems attaining and maintaining his erection, a death knell for male porn stars in the pre-viagra days. The ride came to a screeching halt on January 25, 1995, when an extremely agitated Cal drove over to his ex-wife’s house and shot himself in her driveway. He was 34.