Comments on: Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side

By: Jeff Kasper

Jeff Kasper — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:44:13 +0000

Ughhhhh I was so bummed seeing this. I came up with this idea on my own and was going to go through the patent process. I was just starting research and found this! BOOOOOOOO to you Coors Light!

By: Shotgunner

Shotgunner — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:23:17 +0000

Do this site still work?

By: Shotgunner

Shotgunner — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:17:01 +0000

Yo Todd Allen Bland – you say you have a patent on this? when did you invent it, shotgunning has been around for ages my friend.

By: LOGAN

LOGAN — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 15:42:49 +0000

I WAS JUST SITTING BACK TODAY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE BEER MORE FUN FOR THE DRINKERS AND I THOUGHT OF THE EXTRA TAB ON THE SIDE OF THE CAN. THEN I GOOGLED IT AND COORS BEA TO THE PUNCH.

By: Shotgunnable Beer Cans? Brilliant! « The Grog Gazette

Shotgunnable Beer Cans? Brilliant! « The Grog Gazette — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:16:45 +0000

[...] for keys every time you are challenged to a binge off? Lucky for you, Coors is introducing a new shotgunnable can, complete with a second tab on the side for easy shotgunning. To update those who are unaware of [...]

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 21:46:39 +0000

BEST.IDEA.EVER.

By: thefratnews.com

thefratnews.com — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 01:55:21 +0000

Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side…

Golden, CO – The Coors Brewing Company announced today that they will soon begin offering Coors Light in a new “shotgunnable can” that will feature a second tab on its side to allow for easy shotgunning. Coors is aiming to rid binge drinkers of the ted…

By: sababa666

sababa666 — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 05:56:55 +0000

BITCHMAID!! use your damn teeth or atleast ur thumb… fucking shotgun tab.
pussies.

By: Tyler Mason

Tyler Mason — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:07:17 +0000

When is Casper, WY going to get some of these type of cans?

By: HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:08:17 +0000

Sounds real to me lol. You cold have made a more convincing article whoever wroet this. And coors light blows so i dont kniw why they woudl get it. Natty is the beer for college kids worldwidr

By: martha stewart

martha stewart — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:55:30 +0000

i suck jasons dick and he pays me in dingleberries. then i use them to cook jasons favorite food, poupy soop. garnished with some of my longest pubes. what a delightful treat.

By: Todd Allen Bland-Inventor

Todd Allen Bland-Inventor — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:30:05 +0000

Dear Gentleman:
I just wanted to add that your new shotgunnable beer can I invented will allow any person to sit in a plush surrounding and pull the bottom tab without any beer spraying on the furniture. Bars would thank you for that ,furthermore if the tab got hooked on a box of liquor while someone was wheeling in a stack of beer on a dolley and accidentally opened the side tab that beer spraying all over the interior cooler ,it would be a mess.
Your company deserves the best.

Sincerely,

Todd Allen Bland -Inventor 4022163327

By: reality

reality — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:04:42 +0000

ur my boy blue!

By: Todd Allen Bland-Inventor

Todd Allen Bland-Inventor — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:40:20 +0000

Good Afternoon Gentlemen:
I have the first original patent application pending ,I do believe it is earlier then the one you are advertising,furthermore let me tell you why my can is superior to the can you are showing photo shopped.My can is titled” Beer can with top and bottom pull tab”s.Benefits are 1)no retooling flip can and stamp another tab on the bottom positioned where the air pocket is.2)your can the consumer would have to fumble like a fool with their thumb to open, who opens a can of beer with a thumb not a woman with nails that’s for sure.Mine you simply use your right index finger and pull down.3)your can can be inadvertently opened during shipping and the tab can be caught on a multitude of objects once in the store including curious consumers spraying beer all over the inventory.My can the tab is on the bottom preferably concealing it from unwanted opening.Retooling is expensive don’t do it buy my can and save big and increase your profits.The side tab was second to the bottom from an engineering standpoint if you are going to do it do it right.Use mine.I can be reached at 402-216-3327 Todd Allen BlandI I have 8 US patents 4 active Two are making millions.Call me.Don’t wait I have others very inerested.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:53:10 +0000

Grow up Coors! Set a good example for the younger generation! Never cared for your product and definately won’t buy it now. Can’t believe what I just read!!!!!

By: jasons virginity

jasons virginity — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:42:33 +0000

Jason is a the queerest butt fucking homosexual fruit fly pantie wearing fraternity fuckboy of all time. And you know how he got that way? By doing fag ass things like shotgunning shitty frat beer.seriously you people are stupid esp. The jason person. You are a complete tard. Your the reason that when people see frat boys they want to beat the ever loving shit out of them because they are annoying assholes. So do yourself a favor and kill yourself. The fact that you would even believe any of these articles just shows why people believe in the stereotypes that come along with frat kids.

By: john yurek

john yurek — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:27:50 +0000

Hello!

I was wondering if I sent you a few of my products you could write a product review? Check out http://www.nojoke.com I am the inventor of the worlds first key chain and golf divot tool for shotgunning a beer.

Look forward to hearing from you!

By: colton r

colton r — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:37:01 +0000

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By: Jasons Mangina

Jasons Mangina — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:42:47 +0000

now comes with a second tab for inserting gay cock into.

By: Amazing

Amazing — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:37:55 +0000

i wish this was true… and hope it is deep down.

But thanks for the amazing bash fest on this “jason”

By: Jason bringaze

Jason bringaze — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:16:23 +0000

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By: Jenna

Jenna — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:43:03 +0000

It is like accepting our alcoholism…

Ha, simply glorious…

By: Jason's father

Jason's father — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:00:26 +0000

Jason….I can’t believe this….
Uncle John warned me but I didn’t want to believe it. At least your Mom will still love you. Plus, now the two of you can go shopping together.

Don’t bother calling me,
Dad

By: Jared

Jared — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:12:32 +0000

and in today’s news….. JASONs still a FAG!!!

By: Frats suck

Frats suck — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:37:36 +0000

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