Comments on: Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with Second Tab on Side http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:24:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Todd Allen Bland-Inventor http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-7439 Todd Allen Bland-Inventor Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:40:20 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-7439 Good Afternoon Gentlemen: I have the first original patent application pending ,I do believe it is earlier then the one you are advertising,furthermore let me tell you why my can is superior to the can you are showing photo shopped.My can is titled" Beer can with top and bottom pull tab"s.Benefits are 1)no retooling flip can and stamp another tab on the bottom positioned where the air pocket is.2)your can the consumer would have to fumble like a fool with their thumb to open, who opens a can of beer with a thumb not a woman with nails that's for sure.Mine you simply use your right index finger and pull down.3)your can can be inadvertently opened during shipping and the tab can be caught on a multitude of objects once in the store including curious consumers spraying beer all over the inventory.My can the tab is on the bottom preferably concealing it from unwanted opening.Retooling is expensive don't do it buy my can and save big and increase your profits.The side tab was second to the bottom from an engineering standpoint if you are going to do it do it right.Use mine.I can be reached at 402-216-3327 Todd Allen BlandI I have 8 US patents 4 active Two are making millions.Call me.Don't wait I have others very inerested. Good Afternoon Gentlemen:
I have the first original patent application pending ,I do believe it is earlier then the one you are advertising,furthermore let me tell you why my can is superior to the can you are showing photo shopped.My can is titled” Beer can with top and bottom pull tab”s.Benefits are 1)no retooling flip can and stamp another tab on the bottom positioned where the air pocket is.2)your can the consumer would have to fumble like a fool with their thumb to open, who opens a can of beer with a thumb not a woman with nails that’s for sure.Mine you simply use your right index finger and pull down.3)your can can be inadvertently opened during shipping and the tab can be caught on a multitude of objects once in the store including curious consumers spraying beer all over the inventory.My can the tab is on the bottom preferably concealing it from unwanted opening.Retooling is expensive don’t do it buy my can and save big and increase your profits.The side tab was second to the bottom from an engineering standpoint if you are going to do it do it right.Use mine.I can be reached at 402-216-3327 Todd Allen BlandI I have 8 US patents 4 active Two are making millions.Call me.Don’t wait I have others very inerested.

]]> By: Dennis http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-6088 Dennis Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:53:10 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-6088 Grow up Coors! Set a good example for the younger generation! Never cared for your product and definately won't buy it now. Can't believe what I just read!!!!! Grow up Coors! Set a good example for the younger generation! Never cared for your product and definately won’t buy it now. Can’t believe what I just read!!!!!

]]> By: jasons virginity http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-4802 jasons virginity Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:42:33 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-4802 Jason is a the queerest butt fucking homosexual fruit fly pantie wearing fraternity fuckboy of all time. And you know how he got that way? By doing fag ass things like shotgunning shitty frat beer.seriously you people are stupid esp. The jason person. You are a complete tard. Your the reason that when people see frat boys they want to beat the ever loving shit out of them because they are annoying assholes. So do yourself a favor and kill yourself. The fact that you would even believe any of these articles just shows why people believe in the stereotypes that come along with frat kids. Jason is a the queerest butt fucking homosexual fruit fly pantie wearing fraternity fuckboy of all time. And you know how he got that way? By doing fag ass things like shotgunning shitty frat beer.seriously you people are stupid esp. The jason person. You are a complete tard. Your the reason that when people see frat boys they want to beat the ever loving shit out of them because they are annoying assholes. So do yourself a favor and kill yourself. The fact that you would even believe any of these articles just shows why people believe in the stereotypes that come along with frat kids.

]]> By: john yurek http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-3389 john yurek Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:27:50 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-3389 Hello! I was wondering if I sent you a few of my products you could write a product review? Check out www.nojoke.com I am the inventor of the worlds first key chain and golf divot tool for shotgunning a beer. Look forward to hearing from you! Hello!

I was wondering if I sent you a few of my products you could write a product review? Check out http://www.nojoke.com I am the inventor of the worlds first key chain and golf divot tool for shotgunning a beer.

Look forward to hearing from you!

]]> By: colton r http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-2949 colton r Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:37:01 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-2949 jason has a vagina jason has a vagina

]]> By: Jasons Mangina http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-2424 Jasons Mangina Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:42:47 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-2424 now comes with a second tab for inserting gay cock into. now comes with a second tab for inserting gay cock into.

]]> By: Amazing http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-2217 Amazing Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:37:55 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-2217 i wish this was true... and hope it is deep down. But thanks for the amazing bash fest on this "jason" i wish this was true… and hope it is deep down.

But thanks for the amazing bash fest on this “jason”

]]> By: Jason bringaze http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-2013 Jason bringaze Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:16:23 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-2013 I just love men I just love men

]]> By: Jenna http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1929 Jenna Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:43:03 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1929 It is like accepting our alcoholism... Ha, simply glorious... It is like accepting our alcoholism…

Ha, simply glorious…

]]> By: Jason's father http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1771 Jason's father Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:00:26 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1771 Jason....I can't believe this.... Uncle John warned me but I didn't want to believe it. At least your Mom will still love you. Plus, now the two of you can go shopping together. Don't bother calling me, Dad Jason….I can’t believe this….
Uncle John warned me but I didn’t want to believe it. At least your Mom will still love you. Plus, now the two of you can go shopping together.

Don’t bother calling me,
Dad

]]> By: Jared http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1688 Jared Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:12:32 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1688 and in today's news..... JASONs still a FAG!!! and in today’s news….. JASONs still a FAG!!!

]]> By: Frats suck http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1669 Frats suck Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:37:36 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1669 Frat guys lick jason Frat guys lick jason

]]> By: Zach Batson http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1665 Zach Batson Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:50:41 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1665 Wow, This is retarded, takes ALL the skill out of a true shot-gunner. It's all about maintaining those small things to be proud of in the mist of ultimate immaturity. Wow,
This is retarded, takes ALL the skill out of a true shot-gunner.
It’s all about maintaining those small things to be proud of in the mist of ultimate immaturity.

]]> By: Ed Jarosz http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1656 Ed Jarosz Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:26:49 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1656 No mention if this will include the Tall Boys. WTF? No mention if this will include the Tall Boys. WTF?

]]> By: Ocho http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-2/#comment-1655 Ocho Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:51:24 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1655 Amazing Amazing

]]> By: Tards http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1629 Tards Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:34:38 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1629 I'll whiff on you, you little bitch, fuck you , Phil. I’ll whiff on you, you little bitch, fuck you , Phil.

]]> By: Jason http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1627 Jason Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:28:58 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1627 Also, I am a huge sweet-article derailing fag. Also, I am a huge sweet-article derailing fag.

]]> By: Jason http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1623 Jason Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:45:13 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1623 "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Thanks guys hahaha this is the queerest message board I have ever seen. “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

Thanks guys hahaha this is the queerest message board I have ever seen.

]]> By: Phil Buckridge http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1614 Phil Buckridge Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:09:58 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1614 Trust me, Jason is no plant. There's no shortage of people out there who whiff on jokes and then overreact on the message boards... we don't need to drum them up. Trust me, Jason is no plant. There’s no shortage of people out there who whiff on jokes and then overreact on the message boards… we don’t need to drum them up.

]]> By: Jason is a PLANT, Tards. http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1611 Jason is a PLANT, Tards. Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:14:35 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1611 Jason is a plant, he just quoted Shooter, the bad guy from Happy Gilmore. And his initial post was obviously a joke, who's retarded enough to post something like that on THIS website? He's clearly literate, but did not read the entire article? I'm not buying it. I used to do this all the time on my friend's site, get the trolls and assmonkey lovers all riled up and posting away. That's what you tards are... assmonkey lovers. Jason is a plant, he just quoted Shooter, the bad guy from Happy Gilmore. And his initial post was obviously a joke, who’s retarded enough to post something like that on THIS website? He’s clearly literate, but did not read the entire article? I’m not buying it. I used to do this all the time on my friend’s site, get the trolls and assmonkey lovers all riled up and posting away. That’s what you tards are… assmonkey lovers.

]]> By: J.L.Lee http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1593 J.L.Lee Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:18:56 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1593 MORONS! What's next beerboarding prisoners? MORONS! What’s next beerboarding prisoners?

]]> By: Jason's boyfriend http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1592 Jason's boyfriend Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:16:20 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1592 Guys Leave Jay alone he already has some serious self esteam issues and all this stress is making it hard for him to get an erection. So for my sake please leave my little poo piglet alone. Sincerly, Jasons bff Guys Leave Jay alone he already has some serious self esteam issues and all this stress is making it hard for him to get an erection. So for my sake please leave my little poo piglet alone.

Sincerly, Jasons bff

]]> By: Curt http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1580 Curt Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:58:17 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1580 THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE!!! i was just woken up with a very disappointing call from a friend from my old school... that coors stole our invention! so i had to see for myself... A year and a half ago me, and that friend, thought up this idea! we used to shotgun beers all the time and we began to think... there must be a better way. we looked into buying a patent, but that cost too much for broke college kids. we even called numerous beer companies, attempting to talk to someone, anyone, but couldn't get past the assholes that just answer phones all day. coors was our priority seeing that their cans already have 2 other "drink quickly" innovations: the wide mouth and vent. we were sure they would love this! remember those orange juices in a can with the peelable tab? that was how we were going to make this possible. we gave up too easily and too soon... FUCK! THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE!!!

i was just woken up with a very disappointing call from a friend from my old school… that coors stole our invention! so i had to see for myself…

A year and a half ago me, and that friend, thought up this idea! we used to shotgun beers all the time and we began to think… there must be a better way. we looked into buying a patent, but that cost too much for broke college kids.

we even called numerous beer companies, attempting to talk to someone, anyone, but couldn’t get past the assholes that just answer phones all day. coors was our priority seeing that their cans already have 2 other “drink quickly” innovations: the wide mouth and vent. we were sure they would love this!

remember those orange juices in a can with the peelable tab? that was how we were going to make this possible. we gave up too easily and too soon… FUCK!

]]> By: Melba http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1575 Melba Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:15:33 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1575 Shotgun ready! Jason shotguns my cock juice. Shotgun ready! Jason shotguns my cock juice.

]]> By: john cain http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1572 john cain Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:23:02 +0000 http://www.larelybeagle.com/?p=808#comment-1572 I have a Huge cock. I have a Huge cock.

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