Teenager Regrets Masturbating to Megan Fox’s Wonder Woman Poster After Finding Out it was a Hoax
Larely, CA – Fourteen year old Jon Graham expressed a deep regret today for masturbating to the movie poster of “Wonder Woman” featuring Megan Fox after it was determined the picture was a fake, and the whole story was a hoax.
The poster which appeared on the website wonder-who.com appeared to be the real deal, and spread like wildfire across the internet. However, soon after it was posted, the site’s creator admitted that it was “complete B.S.”.
Unfortunately for Graham, the news came too late, and he had already been tricked into masturbating to the poster. “A friend of mine sent me a pic of the poster, and I was excited.” said Graham, “Everyone knows that Megan Fox is the hottest chick on the planet and just looking at her rack that was working so hard to hold up the Wonder Woman costume was way more than I could handle. So, I got up from my desk and locked my door so I could imagine me and Megan Fox together while having some intimate time with myself.”
According to Graham, the intimate time was special, but over quickly. He went back over to his computer to bask in the afterglow of his actions, but another email from his friend that said, “Dude, the poster’s a hoax. Total bullshit.” robbed him of that chance.
Shock soon turned to anger for Graham, who said, “I don’t even know how much of the picture was Megan and how much was somebody else. For all I know, Wonder Woman’s body could belong to some chick with a wrecked face that isn’t worthy of my masturbatory fantasies. It’s just such a waste. How am I supposed to form trusting relationships with females in the future if I can’t even believe the pictures I’m masturbating to? You know, this may sound sappy, but earlier, I wasn’t just tugging on my penis, I was tugging on my heart strings as well.”
Despite the wide circulation of rumors to the contrary, Megan Fox will not be playing the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming big screen adaptation of “Justice League of America” that is being released by Warner Brothers. In fact, the part has gone to Megan Gale, an Australian supermodel/actress, who the studio suspects will do an amazing job and create buzz much like fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman did for the “X-Men” movie franchise.
As for Graham, he expected to be disappointed for either a few more hours, or until it was time to masturbate again… whichever came first.
I can’t see why Megan won’t be in the next Transformers 3! She was so great before.
Haha I can’t care what people say about her! I think she is the finest, though that could just be because she has such a brilliant body!