Friends Determine Hand Job at Comic-Con to be Worth 6,000 Experience Points
San Diego, CA – After more than two months of bickering, a group of friends that attended Comic-Con this past summer finally decided that the hand job their friend received in their hotel room was worth 6,000 experience points.
It all started in July when four friends: Jesse Frey, Dylan Holloway, Pete Logan, and Sam Beck decided to make the drive down to San Diego for Comic-Con. They were just a few short weeks from beginning their senior years at Larely Senior High School, and they figured it would be good to have some fun before they had to worry about college applications and AP classes. They each purchased tickets and Frey was able to convince his parents to rent them a hotel room as a reward for finishing his junior year with a 4.0 grade point average.
After dressing up as their favorite comic book characters for the second day of the convention, the four were visiting exhibitors’ booths when all of the sudden Sam was nowhere to be found. After numerous calls to his cell phone went unanswered, they decided that he probably went to go wait in line for Lena Headey’s autograph. They didn’t think anything of it until Sam caught back up with them two hours later with a story that blew their minds.
Apparently he had been only a step behind the rest of the group when he accidentally bumped into a girl who was dressed as Sarah Jane Smith from “Doctor Who”. Sam, who was dressed as Ghost Rider took off his flaming skull mask to apologize. “I started to say ‘I’m Sorry’, and as soon as we locked eyes, I felt a connection.” said Sam. “I complimented her on her costume, as I love ‘Doctor Who’, and asked her name. One thing led to another from there, and before I knew it we were back in the hotel room making out.”
According to Sam, the making out escalated into some pretty serious dry humping and, before he knew it, she unzipped his leather motorcycle pants and “tugged him off”. Apparently, they cuddled for a few minutes afterwards, but it was cut short when she had to go meet back up with her friends.
As soon as Sam finished telling the story to Jesse, Dylan, and Pete, he wanted to know how many experience points it was worth, as they had been engaged in a wager since their freshman years over who would compile the most experience points by their graduation day. Coming to an agreement proved to be difficult.
Jesse thought it should be worth only 1,000 points since he didn’t even get to see her tits. Dylan disagreed saying that having a girl touch his penis should be worth at least 12,000 points since none of them had accomplished it. That left Pete, who settled on 5,000 points and noted that Sam left some points on the board since his attempts to return the favor were rebuffed.
The arguing over the hand job had carried on for the last two months until Jesse and Pete reluctantly agreed with Dylan and decided to go with the average of their three scores, which was 6,000. Sam in now the front runner to win the bet, in which the winner will take home a Fantastic Four #13 comic book in fine condition, which is valued at $240.
