Larely Mall orders MILF Hunter to Remove Hunting Stand from Parking Lot
Larely, CA – Management at Larely’s Triplet Pines Mall ordered the MILF Hunter to remove his hunting stand from its parking lot today after receiving numerous complaints from Larely-area fathers about their wives and girlfriends getting banged.
The stand, which was erected some time last week, has seen a flurry of activity from Larely area MILF’s, with mall security estimating that at least 50-60 MILF’s had been boned in or around the stand in that time span.
The story from different MILF’s involved all appear to be very similar. They were coming or going from the mall, when they were approached by a charming man sporting a goatee. He chatted them up briefly, always making sure to somehow verify that they were indeed mothers. Then he proceeded to invite them either into his stand or onto the hood of a nearby car for a tender round of deep dicking that always ended in a mind blowing orgasm for her and a money shot on either her face or chest from him.
Steve Turner, the head of mall security spoke with beagle reporters earlier today, explaining that, “While I give the MILF hunter a lot of credit for both placing his stand in an area teeming with MILF’s and for his excellent rate of closure, we were simply receiving too much pressure from the fathers in Larely for me to allow him to continue hunting in our parking lot.” The decision is being hailed as a victory for Larely area fathers, who can now rest easy when their wives and girlfriends go shopping at the mall.
When reached for comment, the MILF hunter said, “I respect the mall’s decision. While Triplet Pines Mall has been my most successful location to date, I’m confident I’ll be ok, as this city is full of MILF’s who are aching for hard cock.” He wouldn’t divulge any of the locations he’s been scouting for the future, but a few residents have reported seeing him around the Larely Tennis Club, which if true, would no doubt anger the club’s tennis pros who are already reportedly servicing most of the MILF’s there.
While MILF hunting is legal in Larely County, the DNR is also being called in to investigate, as it appears that the MILF hunter has bagged many, many MILF’s over the legal limit.
