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Costly Clerical Error Results in European Union Bailing Out “Grease”, the Musical

Frankfurt, Germany – Clerical errors continue to wreak havoc across the globe this week. Just days after a clerical error caused the Dow Jones to plummet over 400 points in less than five minutes, a similar error resulted in the European Central Bank giving $100 billion in funds to “Grease”, the musical instead of Greece, [...]

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Hustler, Larry Flynt to be Featured on Upcoming Episode of “Undercover Boss”»

Los Angeles, CA – CBS Network’s hit television show “Undercover Boss” generated some serious buzz today when it was announced that Larry Flynt and his “Hustler” brand would be the featured in an upcoming episode.

“Avatar” Nominated for Record Nine Independent Spirit Awards»

Los Angeles, California – Today proved to be a great day for James Cameron and his latest low-budget creation “Avatar”, as it was nominated for a record nine Independent Spirit Awards, including “Best Film”.

White Castle to Begin Installing Moats & Drawbridges at Restaurant Locations»

Columbus, OH – Fast food chain White Castle revealed major renovation plans today when it was announced that they will soon begin installing moats and drawbridges around their 392 locations throughout the United States.

“Larely Beagle” Writers’ Strike Ends After Six Long Months»

Larely, California – A writers’ strike lasting six long months ended today after an agreement was reached between “Larely Beagle” writers and its Board of Directors.

Opinion: Judge Wapner Only Logical Choice for Supreme Court Vacancy»

As President Obama begins the process of naming a replacement for retiring Supreme Court Justice David Souter, sources have been reporting that he has narrowed the list down to about a half dozen prospects.